Pete Doherty | Danity Donnaly

I Want Candy!

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Could Nick Carter’s little bro be heading to rehab? Rumors have been going around that Aaron Carter may be checking himself into Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab. Too much wacky tabacky can definitely be a cause for concern!Â Put DOWN the bag of Doritoes and get your booty to rehab if that is what it takes.

According to the New York Post, stars who may seize the opportunity to get some help include pop singer Aaron Carter, basketball star Dennis Rodman, Skid Row musician Sebastian Bach and former madam Heidi Fleiss. Although some of these names could clearly benefit from the program, VH1 would not comment on any of the casting rumors. Production on the next season of Rehab is scheduled to begin in June.

I hate to sound cliche, but this show is addicting. The only thing is, is that I wish the viewers could pick who they wanted to see on the show.Â Wouldn’t that be HOT?Â I think I’d have the best cast of celebs.

Wouldn’t you love to see Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Rodman, Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, DMX and Kate Moss all in one house together?Â How INSANE would that be?! Poor Dr. Drew would probably start smoking a little of the wacky tabacky himself after dealing with that HOT MESS!

Crack Buddies.

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Pete Doperty and Amy Winehouse have been spending even more time together…yay. Let me tell you, there is nothing “cute” about any of this.

Ewww, look at their dirty hands and finger nails from handling the crack pipe.Come on, you KNOW they weren’t outside planting petunias.Â These people need some serious HELP! This video is very disturbing and so sad…I honestly am afraid to know the ending of this story.Â The more they keep hanging out, the messier this is all going to get.

Kiss Of Death.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

I should have told you that I saw this coming. I’ve been having nightmares about a Doperty-Winehouse romance and I was hoping and praying that this wouldn’t happen…and maybe it isn’t a romance, maybe it is just a “Rihanna and Chris Brown friendly kiss.” Or perhaps this is just a celebratory kiss marking Wino’s 394845875th time she’s been able to scheme out of jail time.

“Police have confirmed that no action will be taken against Amy Winehouse in relation to an investigation into a video handed to them in January,” the singer’s rep, Tracey Millers.

So, what better way to celebrate than to spend a night chewing on lettuce and drinking tea with pal Pete Doherty in London. Pete has reason to celebrate too. He’s out of the slammer!

Let’s hope Amy and Doperty do NOT take this smooch to a “higher” level, if you catch my drift.

Doperty Gets Out!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Not sure why he is out of jail, but word is, Doperty is out!Â After serving just 29 days of his 14-week sentence, the ex-boyfriend of Kate Moss is free and out on the streets of London.Â He was in jail for missing consecutive probation meetings.Â Surprisingly enough, he WASN’T in for drugs.

Tonight, I am sure Pete will be celebrating his release with coke, (a can of coke of course) and a pan of special fudge brownies.

Pete Doherty In The Pokey.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

It’s going to be a rough 14 weeks for Pete Doherty.Â Â For the next few months, he’s gonna be sitting in, looking out!Â To tell you the truth, this might be the best thing for him!

Well, when you do drugs, get caught, and violate probation, that doesn’t mean NOTHING is going to happen to you.

According to a source, those who had tickets to any upcoming shows for Babyshambles, the tickets will be valid for shows to be rescheduled after Doperty gets outta the slammer.