Poll | Danity Donnaly

Why Does Will Smith Win Everything?

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

According to a poll conducted by Entertainment Tonight and Parade Magazine, Big Willy Style Smith is OFFICIALLY America’s favorite star. Ughhhhh….excuse me while I throw up. It’s not that I don’t like Big Will…it’s just that I am sick of him winning every damn award out there. What’s next? The non-bathroom-stinker-upper award?

Anystyle, here are the money-bag hags who rounded out the top ten:

1. Will Smith

2. Tom Hanks

3. Reese Witherspoon

4. George Clooney

5. Meryl Streep

6. Brad Pitt

7. Julia Roberts

8. Johnny Depp

9. Jennifer Aniston

10. Patrick Dempsey

What the deuce? It seems Angelina got snubbed out of the top ten! Apparently ET and Parade are and have been Team Aniston.

On a happier note, it sure looks like I am not the only one who thinks Tom Cruise should join a county fair placenta stew cook off. Tommy got shafted!

Wino Tops Worst Skin Poll.

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

She may have five Grammy’s under her belt and a crackhead reputation to boot…but Miss Wino has another title to her name…the Celebrity With The Worst Skin! This shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise as lately Wino has been walking around pretty damn scab-alicious. Rounding out the top five for Worst Skin include:

2. Victoria “Posh” Beckham

3. Cameron Diaz

4. Make up queen Katie Price

5. Cheeto-licious Britney Spears

I freakin’ LOVE this poll! It’s good to know these celebs do have faults like the rest of us.

On the other end of the spectrum, the celebs with the best skin include: Myleen Klas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Kylie Minogue.

Take That Oprah!

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

According to an AOL (television hosts) popularity poll, funny woman Ellen Degeneres takes top honors as “most popular” by scoring 46% of the vote compared to Oprah’s 19%.

Ellen also beat out Oprah for the “daytime host who would make the ideal dinner guest”.

Oprah is so yesterday, in my opinion. Who wants to spend their afternoon crying and talking about geriatric sex when you can spend your time with Ellen dancin’, laughing, and playing pop trivia.

Don’t get me wrong, I do like Oprah, but Ellen rules the talkshow roost if you ask me.

Here are some other fun findings from the AOL poll.

Least Sexy: Larry King