Posts Tagged ‘Posh Spice’

Is Victoria Beckham Wasting Away Again?

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

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Oh, what a stressful life Victoria Beckham must lead. I mean, to sleep on a bed of gold and wake up next to one of the hottest men on the planet has got to be rough. To have nannies tend your children day and night so that you can submerge in a bath full of bubbles imported from Italy. I can’t imagine walking one day in Vicky’s Christian Louboutin shoes…especially to a soccer game. Good gawd.

Posh’s biggest worry in life right now has got to be David’s big move to Italy. THAT has got to be why girlfriend looks like she needs to stuff her face with a #1 at Mickey D’s. I mean, we all KNOW that happened last time David was let loose off his chain in 2004. Remember a woman by the name of Rebecca Loos? Ummm yeah…there was rumors of a little bit of hanky panky going on between Rebecca and David.

So, I suppose it is a little understandable why Poshy would be a tad worried.

A source close to the couple told Grazia magazine, “She’s losing weight because of the stress of him moving away and the next few months will be tough on both of them. When they first talked about him going, I don’t think she thought twice about it. But now that it’s been announced and everyone has had their say, it’s become upsetting. Victoria seemed stunned that people have suggested David might be off as soon as he got the opportunity. Any woman would feel paranoid with all that speculation. It’s gutting for her that people would think that.”

It’s pretty obvious Poshy must be thinking that too because girlfriend is looking mighty stressed. Gotta feel bad for the poor soul that is Posh. You can’t keep tabs on your husband 24 hours a day honey…it’s a matter of trust. Word.

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Posh Bundles Up In Leather.

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

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Never mess with a girl in leather. In fact, I’m not even too sure I want to bash Posh’s ensemble publicly, due to the fact that Poshy might hunt me down and whip me with a leather belt. How freaky would that be?

Anyspank, perhaps Posh was on her way to some biker chick meeting of the minds? We’re not quite sure… but what we DO know is that Poshy left Los Angeles for London yesterday looking serious and crabby as a mofo’.

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Armani Loves The Beckhams In Their Scundies

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

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We absolutely loved it when Giorgio Armani chose David Beckham to pose in his tighty white-ies. I seriously was drooling for days. C’mon, you KNOW you were too!

Anypackage, now it’s Vicky’s turn to undress and make love to the camera…in her underwear.

Armani said: “Victoria is a style icon, a dynamic lady whose influence and recognition
will add great excitement to the continued international growth of our Emporio Armani women’s underwear business.”

And when Armani speaks, Victoria Beckham listens. I’m sure a saucy 3-year, $24 million contract may have influenced Posh just a tad bit as well. Money hungry much?

Oh hell to the no…this is an OPPORTUNITY. (A sucky jean line will do that to ya.)

Vicky said, “To be given this opportunity to work with Armani is thrilling. I have so much respect for him.”

Well we don’t have a whole lot of respect for you now, Poshy. But, your hubby now is a whole ‘nother story.

Yummers.

Ok Ok, you made me do it. Just THIS ONCE, though.

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Posh Finally Gets It Right.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

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While David has planned a move to Milan, Victoria (Posh) Beckham seems to have chilled out a tad. Now we know some Louboutin peep toe pumps and a designer dress are fine and dandy for a night out on the town with the hubby, but to a little boy’s soccer game? Ummmm, NOT! That is one way to draw attention to yourself amidst soccer moms wearing Hanes T-shirts, mom jeans, and New Balance tennis shoes.

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However Posh seems to have taken a chill pill and the stick out of her ass and joined fellow soccer moms for the casual look. She definitely looks wayyy more comfortable. Wouldn’t you say?

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David Beckham And Wifey Turn Some Heads.

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

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After taking care of some biznass in their native land, Posh and Becks strolled through Heathrow airport as a fashionable, loving union. Next stop? Reuniting with their three widdle boys Stateside. Leather-legged Posh and hoodie-rific David looked like a dazzling duo for simply being travellers. Oh, the life! But, it hasn’t been all fun and games for Mr. and Mrs. Becks…

As of late, the popular Brits have been in the news as a result of the recent arrest of their cleaners’ son, Gareth Emmett, due to alleged thefts from their Hertfordshire home. Don’t mess with the Becks. You will feel the wrath of Posh’s death stare! That’s enough to give a person heart failure. Attempting to sell items stolen on eBay isn’t exactly smart on the alleged criminals either. Morons!

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David Beckham And Boys Burn Some Rubber.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

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Imagine driving down Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills and pulling up alongside this beautiful sight. Yummy, yummy. David Beckham and his youngest two boys took Posh’s Phantom Drophead Coupe for a spin yesterday. (What?! You KNOW Posh wears the pants in that relationship. It’s HER coupe!) Anyways, Becks sure knows how to turn some heads and even had a female driver next to them smiling and drooling.

And, you wonder why there are so many accidents in California! Just another day in the life of David Beckham.

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Beckhams Spend Time At Disneyland.

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

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Okay, correct me if I am wrong here. But, isn’t Disneyland supposed to be the happiest place on earth? Looks like VB (Victoria Beckham) is having a fabulous time!

One thing I have noticed about little Cruz in the stroller there is he still sucks on a pacifier. To me, it is almost like whipping out the moo-moo milk-filled ta-ta for a child 5 years of age.  I mean, is THIS normal?

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David Beckham Gets Put In Check.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

Wonder why David has become such a HUGE Lakers fan? Well…the benefit of good seats help…

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(David at a game in April)

David Loves the purple and gold colors…

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(David at a game in early May)

AND loves the intensity and excitement the atmosphere brings….

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(David at a game mid-May)

And, well…it’s a great place to spend time with family!

LAST NIGHT at a Lakers game.
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David Loves His In-Laws

Friday, April 11th, 2008

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And David’s in-laws love him.  How could you not love your son-in-law after he gives you an 8 million dollar home in Dubai to live in…just because.

According to a source,  Becks purchased the luxury home within the prestigious Palm Jumeirah estate after a visit to the Gulf state before the 2002 World Cup and now felt he wouldn’t have time to spend in his Dubai mansion. Flying back and forth from LA to London so frequently has taken up a lot of his travelling time.

My question is how is Beck’s going to top giving a gift of an 8 million dollar home?  Christmas is coming sooner than you think, David!  And, don’t forget birthdays!  And anniversaries…

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