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Holy Moly!

Friday, June 13th, 2008

R. Kelly has a mole and a big one too.Â On his back.Â A big brown juicy mole filled with “innocent” juicy.Â Apparently, the male in the sex tape that has been haunting for R. Kelly for six years does NOT have a juicy mole like Kelly.Â It was all left up to a jury and their decision?Â Innocent Juicy Mole.

Pretty much everyone BUT the victim and the victim’s parents testified, resulting in a weakened prosecution.Â And, you know in THIS country, Innocent until Proven Guilty.

Bam.Â Kelly off the hook.Â So, what do you think?Â Was Kelly innocent or was this an “OJ” case?

Tags: child pornography, jail time, Legal, music, R. Kelly
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DMX And The Gon-jah!

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Another person with a bad week…washed up rapper DMX!

Not surprising considering he has nothing else to do with his time but get himself into trouble.Â Poor guy!

Earlier this week he got arrested for a months old traffic violation and now just today, according to a source, DMX was “arrested at his Phoenix-area home on suspicion of animal abuse and felony drug possession following a search of the house and, before that, a brief standoff with police when he attempted to shut himself up in his bedroom.”

Apparently, detectives seized weapons and drugs from DMX’s home…and probably several bags of Doritoes, Twizzlers, Laffy Taffy, Reese’s Pieces, Corn Chips, and Lemon Heads.Â Well, it’s pretty sad that he can feed his face, but not the dogs he owned.Â Police also removed five pit bull puppies from the rapper’s home who were obviously VERY malnourished.

DMX needs to be put in jail and be forced to listen to R. Kelly music ALL DAY, every day.

Note:Â DMX and R. Kelly had a huge fall out in 2007 when R. Kelly refused to work with DMX on a gospel album.Â Ironic.