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“Bachelor” Winner Gets Busted.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

“Mary Delgado, The Bachelor season six winner, was arrested and charged with public intoxication, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct in Del Rio, Texas, on Saturday night. … Delgado was asked to leave Lorina’s Cantina, but refused, saying it was her ‘constitutional right’ to remain at the bar as long she wanted. Law enforcement was called to the scene and she was taken into custody.” Ummm, it is not your constitutional right to act like a frickin’ moron in public, though. Geez, Mary, get a hold of yourself.

The Price Is Right.

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Amidst rumors of a troubled marriage, Katie Price hops on a flight to Los Angeles to be with her husband Peter Andre. Yawn.

We’ve seen this all too well before, peeps. Rumors of a divorce start swirling…the couple reunites for a take-that-media-we-still-love-each-other photo op…then comes the calm…and then comes the big D storm.

And, I don’t mean Dallas.

We do wish Katie and Peter well, but we do know a good publicity stunt when we see it! How long until the couple canoodles and hold hands for the paps?

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Nick Hogan Released Early From The Slammer.

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Because Lil’ Nicky Hogan has been a good boy in the slammer, he has been given the Get Out Of Jail Free pass. After serving only 166 days of jail time for turning his friend into a vegetable, Nick was greeted by his tranny sister at 12:30AM in Clearwater, Florida for his early release.

Yesterday Brooke blogged about how elated she was that Nicky would be released and how excited she was to cook him some good ole’ fashioned macaroni and cheese. Yum. I’m thinking Nick would rather eat jail food than risk the chance of food poisoning. In addition to the joyful release, we got to hear from mama Linda because we all wanted to hear what she had to say for herself. Not.

“This is our time as a family to come together to support Nick’s adjustment back into the public life keeping it as normal as possible. Neither Nick, nor we as a family, has any interest in making this anything but private. We respect the media’s role and only ask that they respect our privacy.

Nick went into prison as a juvenile and has experienced something that will mold and affect him for the rest of his adult life. His focus is to make a positive difference in this world, media free. Since his future actions will speak louder than any words, there is no need to speak to the media at this time.”

Oh, by the way, you can expect to see Nick on VH1 as he is rumored to get his OWN reality television show. Nice to see that while his friend is in a wheelchair in a vegetative state, Nick will be reaping the benefits.

You can view the tearful reunion between Nicky and Brooke in the YouTube clip below:

Barf.

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You LIKE My Bodyyyyyy?

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Last night in London, Foo-Fee Foo Fee’s luvah luvah Brigitte Nielsen debuted the results of her on-screen plastic surgery magic. She does in fact FINALLY look her age. Before, Brigitte looked as if she had been to hell and back, around the block and on the corner more than a few times.

44-year-old Brigitte is so far the Queen of reality shows, so what is next for the peroxide princess?

Well…u ready for this?

Brigitte plans on taking it all off again for Playboy, as she did 20 years ago. Ummmm. Who said any of her plans had ever been good choices? Not I, said the celebrity gossip blogger.

Khloe Kardashian’s Torturous Time In Jail.

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

A bomb scare which led to a jail house lock down.

Lock down which led to solitary confinement.

Witness of a violent seizure.

Freezing cold and denied a blanket.

After those LONG 173 minutes in the slammer, I’m sure Khloe Kardashian will NEVER misbehave again!

The ugliest sister of the Kardashian clan was sentenced to 30 days in jail after she admitted violating her probation by failing to enroll in an alcohol education class and clean up roadside trash.

Bret Michaels And Ambre Are History!

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Yep it was confirmed TODAY that Bret and Ambre have called it quits. Could have seen this one coming! Ambre was as boring as a rock…not quite the rock Bret was looking for, apparently.

So, you know what that means, peeps?

Rock of Love 3, baby! Hmph. Surprised? We’re not.

Only this time around VH1, Bret and Big John are doing things a tad differently. They are filling a tour bus with hoochies and taking them on tour across the country.

Ha! Are you as excited as WE are? I swear this show will NEVER end.

Bret will be 80…taking tequila shots with 20-somethings, still sporting those long blonde extensions, and serenading his potential “rock” with (the only song he’ll remember) “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”…ALL while pooping his Depends undergarments.

Just you WATCH! It’s not going to be a pretty sight!

Hulk Hogan In Lingerie.

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Hulk Hogan made his mark at Mansion night club in Miami by jumping onstage in a saucy little number. The reality show star dressed up hoping to revamp his career as an entertainer and to celebrate his daughter’s debut of her OWN reality show, “Brooke Knows Best”. Hulk rubbed up against fellow stage hoochies all-girl back up band The Knockouts. There was a lot of gyrating, horrible singing, and booty shakin’.

OH, wait a second. That’s not Hulk. That’s BROOKE Hogan.

My bad. Same difference, right?

Tila Tequila Gets Dumped!

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Too bad, too sad for Tila Tequila! That’s what you get for being a beotch and for thinking your shiz doesn’t stink! Getting dumped made for AWESOME television. Too bad it was scripted.

Following the finale on Tuesday, Tila posted this angry message on her Myspace page:
Canâ€™t wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joyâ€¦..â€”- you. My â€”.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I canâ€™t deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.

Smile on my face, the loving embraceâ€¦.but instead Iâ€™ll punch you in the face.
For a long time comingâ€¦.I let you touch meâ€¦.now that itâ€™s over â€”â€“â€¦.You better start running.
Pent up insideâ€¦.telling these liesâ€¦.this has gone too farâ€¦..the world will soon die.

If you missed it, here’s how it all went down:

You KNOW Season 3 is on its way!
Check out more pics from the Finale viewing party after the jump.
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Heidi Montag To Continue To Annoy Us All.

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Heidi Montag OBVIOUSLY isn’t going to make it in the mainstream music or movie industry…everyone is so damn annoyed with her and well…quite frankly, she sucks.

However, it sounds like she has a plan to stay in the spotlight. Because she is SUCH a religious person and is VERY close to God, Heidi has decided to release a Christian Album. Um, yay.

On top of that…

According to a source, In August, Heidi Montag and her boyfriend Spencer Pratt plan to visit Africa with Pratt, where cameras will roll as they “feed children and help build things.”

Won’t these TWO EVER go away? God help us.

Does Anyone Have A Spoon?

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

So, I can gag myself with it? That’s what I feel like EVERY time I hear Paris or Benji open up their mouth. Sure, it’s FANTABULOUS that these two have hit it off so well. But, do they REALLY need to profess their love to the media EVERY time they get a chance? Good gawd, it makes me sick.

Here’s the latest profession:Â “Paris is my best friend. I’ve never been so happy. Nothing worries me in life anymore.Â When you find that best friend, that love, all your worries kind of go away,” declared Benji.
Barf.

Next we’ll be hearing how much Paris loves the smell of Benji’s farts after he eats burnt bacon and baked beans. Geez. At least make it interesting. These two are about as lame as a carnival with only one ride.