Madonna and Guy’s marriage may be on the rocks, but what better thing to do to improve a relationship than by adopting an orphan? Umm…hello…if St. Angelina and Brad can do it…why can’t Madonna? Madonna is ALMOST saint-like, right?

Officials have confirmed the star has resumed her bid to adopt a second Malawian child, and has already visited the girl in the home country of her son David.

Malawian adoption minister Penstone Kilembe told a source: ‘Madonna’s representatives have been visiting the girl.

‘The adoption is now advanced - the government is waiting for Madonna to forward the petition of adoption formalities.’

So, apparently another girl may be added to the Ritchie clan. I wonder what Guy thinks about this! Just another child support payment if a divorce occurs! Show me the MONEY!

Or get outta Balthazar’s pants!

Sienna almost broke down at a gas station in Malibu as the paparazzi drilled her with questions about her affair with married oil heir Balthazar Getty.

According to a source, Sienna broke down shouting “leaving me alone” as the cameras flashed around her.

And when one paparazzo asked about her relationship with Getty, the actress fumed shouting: “I’m just trying to fill up my f***ing car!” “Please, I’m asking you. I can’t live like this, please give me a little bit of respect.”

Hmmm, guilty much? With the situation she is in, she can’t expect people to be accepting of this, can she? Girlfriend needs a reality check!

On a lighter note, girlfriend may be losing respect and sleep over this ordeal, but she sure isn’t losing her fashion sense. I am totally LOVING her dress and her sandals.

Though it hasn’t been long since Lance Armstrong dumped Kate, Kate has ditched her hippie style for a more shocking look. Kate has become a trashy latex-wearing transformer. This breakup must have really pushed Kate over the edge. Poor thing.

After a breakup a lot of women resort to coloring and/or cutting their hair as sort of a release…to become a new person…to start a-new. However, it looks as if Kate has gone gothic for her new photo shoot for high fashion magazine, “W”.

If I were Lance, I’d hide and NOW! Kate might have taken up some sort of witch-craft that would allow her to be able to put a spell on him. I can see it now. A few days from now we’ll be seeing Lance walking down the streets of Manhattan with penises growing out his ears and a perma-wedgie riding up his butt crack. Wouldn’t that be a sight?! If only we could REALLY do that after a breakup!

For more information on Kate’s photo shoot with “W”, click here.

Just like her role in the movie “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days”, Kate plays the part of “needy” girlfriend VERY well in her real life too! No wonder why she was cast for that role. She’s a pro! It just took her…well three months to turn off ex-beau Lance Armstrong.

According to a friend and associate of Armstrong, Kate turned Spandex pants Lance off with her neediness and her coming on ”too strong, too fast” approach. Ya think? It seemed just after a month of dating, Kate had her son Ryder involved on date nights.

I love Kate as an actress, but sounds like this chick has got some self-esteem issues! I think Kate needs to just sit back and chillax with her son…forget about men…at least for her son’s sake.

I just hope to gawd Kate didn’t give Lance a love fern or call Lance’s ding dong “Princess Sophia”. (If you haven’t seen the movie, you wouldn’t get it.) How sad would that be?!

Oh how we LOVED “The Notebook”. What was even better was when we found out “The Notebook” co-stars Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling were knocking boots…in REAL life. When they broke up, it tore our heart to tiny pieces. But now…

Maybe. Just MAYBE…there may be some hope that the two ex-love birds are rekindling the love they once had.

According to a source, the former couple were spotted together after Ryan’s DJing set at Hollywood club Green Door.

An onlooker reports: “At first we thought Rachel was just there to support him as a friend but when he finished, they got very close and cozy then left together.”

We won’t get totally excited yet. But, THIS would be fabulous news. We *heart* these two. Together.

Sarah Silverman isn’t moping around after split with longtime luvah Jimmy Kimmel. In fact, she’s a smiling fool. She is throwing herself into work filming scenes for her latest project (The Sarah Silverman Project) and taking some time to smell the roses.

It is also important to report that Sarah was spotted out and about with a man friend. Be it a suitor for rebound? That still remains to be seen. However, I am willing to bet that Sarah is enjoying her life as a single woman and will enjoy playing the field for as long as she can. (Translation: Having many-a-sexy-time with many-a-men before settling down once again.)

And to that we say, You GO GIRL!

Rumors are flying that Michelle Williams and film director Spike Jonze are gettin’ frisky. Earlier this month, Williams was seen kissing Jonze outside his Lower East Side Manhattan apartment. And, over the past several weeks, the duo have been spending quite a bit of time together.

The pair developed a friendship during the filming of Synecdoche, New York in summer 2007 (which Jonze produced).

During their time on the movie, Williams was still dating Ledger, while Jonze was romantically linked to Drew Barrymore.

Hmmm, is Michelle moving on too fast or is she entitled to some sexy time after the tragic death of her
former lover and baby papa?

We say, U go girl!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson took their love to the next level, openly canoodling in public.

According to a source, Lohan and Ronson celebrated their “outness” with an evening out in New York City. They met Lindsay’s mom Dina and brother at a Sephora Shindig and Samantha spent the evening spinning tunes.

Stage mom and manager Dina Lohan attended the party, as well as Lindsay’s younger brother Michael.

It was one big gay family event!

Ladies, you can breathe a sigh of relief. Rumor has it that Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr and hottie Orlando Bloom are a done deal. This comes as news after Miranda was seen canoodling with her ex-beau Brandon Davis. Talk about a DOWNGRADE! From Orlando Bloom to BRANDON Davis. Yikes.

According to a source, Miranda and Greasy Davis were seen ‘making out’ during a night out at 1Oak before taking their public display of affection to Beatrice Inn. The onlooker said: ‘They didn’t seem to care who saw.’

While a spokesperson for Miranda denied the break-up, she was allegedly overheard telling Brandon about the breakup.

How DOES HE (see pic below) get a girl like Miranda?

Talk about an unsolved mystery. Oh, well. The good news is Orlando is back on the market!

After five years, comedians Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have decided to throw in the towel. If Jimmy and Sarah CAN’T make it in the celebrity relationship world, who can?

I was crushed when I heard the news. I blame Matt Damon.

In Memory of Jimmy and Sarah’s five years together, breakout the Kleenex, the Haagen Daaz ice cream and enjoy the following, courtesy of Swag Dog:

Our thoughts and prayers are with you both. And Matt Damon…you’ll get yours!!!!!!