Oh the rumors have been taking over the Internet. Are Brad and Angelina dunzo? Is Angie fed up with Brad’s constant absence from the Chateau? Is Brad purposely scheduling events to get away from Angie and the 678558 rug rats? Inquiring minds want to know!

Now yet another factor has been thrown into the mix…none other than Billy Freakin’ Bob Thornton, Angelina’s ex-husband. A source said, Jolie’s friendship with Thornton has long been the cause of friction between the pair with Pitt said to disapprove of the pair’s on-going relationship. Awwww, shoot. They better brawl it out then! I’d pay to see that. Brad and Billy Bob wrestling around in a boxing ring with Ange wearing both man’s blood vials around her neck. Ok, I admit that isn’t a viable solution. But…

One thing I never could understand was why Brangelina felt it necessary to have SIX children. Surely they have the money to take care of these children, however, just recently Angelina complained that the couple barely had any alone time because they were so busy with the children. I think they need to work on THEM before they even consider taking in anymore children. They are in WAYYYY over their heads now. Unfortunately, I see this ending tragically with Brad moving out and Billy Bob moving in.

What do you think?

Perhaps Brad should make amends with Billy Bob and hire him in as a nanny. That could be a possibility? Ok, so maybe not?

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The 14-year age gap was just a little bit too much for Mark Ronson and Gavin Rossdale’s love child Daisy Lowe. The two are dunzo…for now. My guess is that Mark got sick of changing baby Daisy’s poopy diapers and peepee pants. How old would that get after awhile?! And stinky too…especially if you do not own a Diaper Genie. YIKES!

Apparently, four days ago, Mark and Daisy got into a heated argument when Mark came home from the grocery store with a surprise gift for Daisy…Pampers pull-ups. Daisy threw a tantrum and exclaimed she wasn’t quite ready to stop soiling her pants and use the big girl throne. From then on, all hell broke loose.

Ok, so THAT is what I’m thinking happened. Even though we don’t know for sure what REALLY happened…a source said:

“Mark and Daisy had a row over something small which escalated into something rather big.

Daisy got very upset and shot at Mark that she was leaving him. He completely surprised her by saying, “Fine, leave.” That was it. They haven’t spoken since the argument.

“She has said it’s over and that the age difference was a big deal. She comes over as being very mature for her years and incredibly sophisticated but at heart she’s still a little girl who’s not ready to settle down.”

Or use the big girl chair.

Well you can’t blame Mark! Potty training is a bitch!

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Good gawd I would be scared to know how many diseases Jude Law’s ding dong is infested with. Ewww. I don’t even want to think about it. Funny thing is, is I used to think Jude was the best thing since sliced bread…but I’m sorry to say he’s really starting to piss me off.

Thirty five year old Jude was spotted out and about last night working his mojo on a mystery brunette. And, she’s not even worth writing home about! She’s fugly times 10! The sneaky couple left a bar in Soho at 1am TOGETHER and attempted to hide from the paps…but…failed. We can only imagine that there was some canoodling and heavy petting going on at a hotel nearby!

Blech. Sick! Is it wrong of me to still think he’s effing hot?

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There have been many rumors that this fake boobed old hag has been seen more than a couple times on dates with this one-gloved pajama pants wearing musician. This has got to be one of the oddest celebrity pairings to date definitely beating out Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen.

Can you guess the unlikely duo?
Click after the jump to see who this newly hooked up couple is!
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Michael Lohan is the douchiest douche of all douches. The King of Douches. When he speaks, I listen. It would be extremely difficult for me to say that I wouldn’t ever want to hear from Michael Lohan again because I know I would be lying to myself. He’s like Papa Joe, only douchier.

Well, it was only a matter of time before Michael Lohan would be stepping on Lindsay’s coat-tails once again. Flap flap flapping his trappy trap trap. This time he’s speaking out about Lilo’s gal pal Samantha Ronson. You KNOW this is going to get ugly. Don’t mess with the lesbians!

Michael told a source, “I’ve shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at my wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”

Michael went on to say how upset he is that Samantha drags Lindsay around to all her night club gigs with her.

“Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse. Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife Dina knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”

Well, if Dina Beana didn’t know before, she sure knows now! Michael keeps douching up his relationship with Lindsay. Does he really want Lindsay to hate him or does he just not know when to keep his thoughts to himself?

I’m thinking the latter. Michael Lohan…a douche with spunk…gotta love him.

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with their MOMS. You KNOW it’s getting serious now peeps. The moms meet the moms and the dads…well…heck with the dads. The moms are the only ones you really need approval from.

Thank gawd Lindsay ditched the whole see-through tops/dresses for this special dinner date with Samantha and the mamasitas in NYC.

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Madonna and Guy’s marriage may be on the rocks, but what better thing to do to improve a relationship than by adopting an orphan? Umm…hello…if St. Angelina and Brad can do it…why can’t Madonna? Madonna is ALMOST saint-like, right?

Officials have confirmed the star has resumed her bid to adopt a second Malawian child, and has already visited the girl in the home country of her son David.

Malawian adoption minister Penstone Kilembe told a source: ‘Madonna’s representatives have been visiting the girl.

‘The adoption is now advanced - the government is waiting for Madonna to forward the petition of adoption formalities.’

So, apparently another girl may be added to the Ritchie clan. I wonder what Guy thinks about this! Just another child support payment if a divorce occurs! Show me the MONEY!

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Or get outta Balthazar’s pants!

Sienna almost broke down at a gas station in Malibu as the paparazzi drilled her with questions about her affair with married oil heir Balthazar Getty.

According to a source, Sienna broke down shouting “leaving me alone” as the cameras flashed around her.

And when one paparazzo asked about her relationship with Getty, the actress fumed shouting: “I’m just trying to fill up my f***ing car!” “Please, I’m asking you. I can’t live like this, please give me a little bit of respect.”

Hmmm, guilty much? With the situation she is in, she can’t expect people to be accepting of this, can she? Girlfriend needs a reality check!

On a lighter note, girlfriend may be losing respect and sleep over this ordeal, but she sure isn’t losing her fashion sense. I am totally LOVING her dress and her sandals.

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Though it hasn’t been long since Lance Armstrong dumped Kate, Kate has ditched her hippie style for a more shocking look. Kate has become a trashy latex-wearing transformer. This breakup must have really pushed Kate over the edge. Poor thing.

After a breakup a lot of women resort to coloring and/or cutting their hair as sort of a release…to become a new person…to start a-new. However, it looks as if Kate has gone gothic for her new photo shoot for high fashion magazine, “W”.

If I were Lance, I’d hide and NOW! Kate might have taken up some sort of witch-craft that would allow her to be able to put a spell on him. I can see it now. A few days from now we’ll be seeing Lance walking down the streets of Manhattan with penises growing out his ears and a perma-wedgie riding up his butt crack. Wouldn’t that be a sight?! If only we could REALLY do that after a breakup!

For more information on Kate’s photo shoot with “W”, click here.

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Just like her role in the movie “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days”, Kate plays the part of “needy” girlfriend VERY well in her real life too! No wonder why she was cast for that role. She’s a pro! It just took her…well three months to turn off ex-beau Lance Armstrong.

According to a friend and associate of Armstrong, Kate turned Spandex pants Lance off with her neediness and her coming on ”too strong, too fast” approach. Ya think? It seemed just after a month of dating, Kate had her son Ryder involved on date nights.

I love Kate as an actress, but sounds like this chick has got some self-esteem issues! I think Kate needs to just sit back and chillax with her son…forget about men…at least for her son’s sake.

I just hope to gawd Kate didn’t give Lance a love fern or call Lance’s ding dong “Princess Sophia”. (If you haven’t seen the movie, you wouldn’t get it.) How sad would that be?!

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