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Madge And Her Vadge Are Sad.

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Madge is finally opening up her wrinkly trap about her marriage that went wrong. We know Madge was a Vadge controller and a Kabbalah freakoid, but we want to know how Madge really feels. And, believe me, she is letting us know whether we want to hear it or not. She wants us to know that deep down, she really does experience emotion and does in fact have real feelings. Hmmmm…there’s a fun little fact for ya to swallow.

Madonna told a source, “I’m sad about my personal life, but I feel very blessed and very lucky that I have the opportunity to do what I do in my professional life. It would be horrible if I was just thinking about getting a divorce and had nothing to do.”

Oh, it would be awful because then you’d have to worry about your children’s well-being and how they are doing in all this drama. Funny how Madge doesn’t mention them for even one hot minute.

Poor, poor pitiful Madge.

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Guy Ritchie Reunited With His Boys.

Monday, November 10th, 2008

It’s been a long, hard few weeks for the children of Guy Ritchie and Madge the Vadge, but at last Rocco and David Banda have been reunited with their father. This morning at the London airport, it was a sight that would make anybody’s heart melt.

An onlooker described the emotional reunion, “Rocco shouted, “Dad!” in the loudest voice. Both he and David were smiling. Guy literally threw his coffee aside to free up his hands and run over. You could tell they were all so excited to see each other.”

Those poor little kids. They are the ones that are going to be suffering in the end. Let’s just hope Madge the Vadge doesn’t use her children as pawns in this already nasty divorce. You know Madge is probably relieved to be free for a few days…which means some sneaky-on-the-down-low sexy time with her new boy toy Alex Rodriguez.

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