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Rumer Goes Redder.

Monday, September 29th, 2008

She may be fuglier than fug, but Rumer Willis is doing her darnedest to be attractive. And, we give her big kudos for that! It isn’t her fault she got Bruce’s jaw line!

Anychin, just last week Rumer debuted a redder tint to her locks and she received rave reviews! So, Rumer kicked it up a notch and bam…she’s now an Ashlee Simpson lookalike. Do you likey?

Her looks may have gotten a bit of a boost in the right direction, but I’m happy to announce so has her career. Rumer was cast in the landmark 100th episode of US crime drama CSI: NY and is working on her another film project is called “Wild Cherry”.

See, it just goes to show you can be fuglier than fug and still land a job! Rumer is such an inspiration to fugly people everywhere. What a woman!

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Rumer Willis Is Copper-licious?

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Rumer Willis hit up a Teen Vogue party last night to show off her new ‘do and her new body. I can’t help but feel sorry for this girl. I’m sure she’s a sweet girl and all, but damn, she got slapped with the ugly stick…times 20203489473. However, it is empowering to see that Rumer IS in fact making an effort by debuting a toned slender frame and a brighter hair color to significantly improve her appearance. Gotta give an “A” for effort!

I’m sure it is not easy walking in the shoes of Rumer Willis. I mean how humiliated would you feel to see your mother canoodling and kissy-facing with your tween crush?! Poor Rumer was the one who was having dreams of having Ashton sweep her off her feet and now her mother cougarlicious mother Demi has the boy on a chain. Good grief, to see AJ McLean (my teen crush) sucking face with my mother would just be wrong in so many ways!

Anyways…what do you think of Rumer’s new look? Do the red locks suit her?

Rumer Willis Believes In Underwear.

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

THAT is the good news! The bad news is, is girlfriend needs to hire a stylist. What more is there to say, really. I used to find her poor choice in fashion slightly amusing. However now…I kind of feel embarrassed FOR her. (Note: I said KIND OF.) With that being said…there is an even worse picture of her black thong showing through her dress, but I didn’t want to post it as I didn’t want to make you all hurl up your dinner.

Ok, what the hell…if you are daring enough click after the jump to see Rumer and her peekaboo thong. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you!
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I Heard A Rumer.

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Bow-wow-wow Yippee Yo, Yippee Yay, Bow-wow Yippee Yo, Yippee Yay.

Can this girl draw ANYMORE attention to herself? Rumer Willis, celebuspawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, attended the Power Of Paws launch party at the Helen Mills Gallery in New York.

Look at the face of that dog! He looks SCURRED! I would be too. I’m not sure which is worse…the bright yellow ballet flats or the sagging of her dress up top.