Posts Tagged ‘Ryan Reynolds’

Scarlett Johansson’s Secret Feud With LiLo Revealed.

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

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ScarJo gives the most boring interview ever to Allure magazine for the December issue. And, I mean that. I almost fell asleep when I read some of this shiz. But, honestly, does anyone really care what she has to say anyways? I’m sure many of the men out there can attest to that. Ummm hello ta-tas? ScarJo talks a big about why LiLo wants to punch her face and how she met her hot hubby…well, not really, but we’ll take what we can get. Enjoy some of the highlights below:

On how she met husband Ryan Reynolds:

“Nobody knows. It’s private. It’s our story.” Well, ok, then.

On not knowing why Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like her:

“I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times.” (Scarlett did lose the lead role in The Parent Trap to Lindsay when she was 13.)

On Lindsay scrawling vulgar words about the actress on a NYC bathroom stall 2½ years ago:

“That’s what I heard. I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?’”

On Woody Allen once calling her his muse:

“I don’t inspire that work that Woody does. I’m just lucky to fit into the ‘young woman’ category in his movies. But make no mistake, I know that if it wasn’t me, it would be someone else.”

On the tattoo on her forearm:

“It’s kind of personal. It’s a sunrise, and it makes me happy when I look at it.”

Ummmm, thanks for that candid interview ScarJo. Not.

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Source: Allure

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Scarlett Johansson Becomes Mrs. Reynolds.

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

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She promised to keep their wedding a secret and it seems the blonde-haired bombshell kept her word. On Saturday, ta-ta-licious Scarlett Johannson and six-pack abbed Ryan Reynolds tied the knot in a secret ceremony in Ryan’s native Canada.

Rumor has it that the ceremony took place at a remote wilderness resort outside of Vancouver, British Columbia. Ummm ok, so does that mean this was kind of a Cinderella-esque wedding with tiny woodland creatures in attendance? Rabbits holding Scarlett’s train and tiny mice throwing cheese and rice down the aisle. Nice.

So, after just one year of engagement, Ryan and ScarJo seal the deal. I wonder how long THIS will last. In any case, we wish them the best. But remember…somewhere in Canada, Alanis is punching a wall, eating Twinkies, and writing a “hate” song which will soon be a hit.

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Is ScarJo Tone Deaf?

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

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ScarJo and her fiance Ryan Reynolds spent some nauseating lovey-dovey time in Malibu which included a little big of hog-riding, shopping, and smooching time….

Scarlett may have the best cho-chas in Hollywood, but that doesn’t mean she makes the best decisions! Oh no, sirrie my lovelies! We all know her debut album FLOPPED hardcore and it wasn’t due to her poor choice of artist to cover. “Anywhere I Lay My Head,” a collection of Tom Waits covers, debuted in May and SUCKED. BADLY.

Scarlett told a source, “It was fantastic to do that album. Not only live with that music that I love everyday, but I just worked with such wonderful musicians who are so talented.”

Ok, that is all fine and dandy, but…you can’t expect those “wonderful musicians” to carry you, my dear.

The REALLY bad news here is that Scarlett is attempting album NUMBER TWO. Yep. Not sure whose REAL idea that was. It was probably Ryan’s. He probably told her she really sounded GOOD! Pfft.

Let’s be honest here…perhaps sticking to something we are half ways decent at would be a better idea?

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Alanis Morissette Is Angry Again.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

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Alanis hit rock bottom after her 3-year relationship with Ryan Reynolds went sour. And, Alanis is one chick you do NOT want to piss off. Well, good job Ryan…you done did it!  Haagen-Daaz couldn’t heal this heart…

Now, as we all know, Ryan is now engaged to blonde actress Scarlett Johansson. Talking about her upcoming album, entitled “Flavors of Entanglement,” Alanis Morissette has let it be known that several tracks were “inspired” by her relationship with Reynolds and the relationship apparently didn’t end very pretty. There have been rumors that Scarlett may have come between the two, but that hasn’t been confirmed.

With “Flavors”, Alanis takes us back to the “Jagged Little Pill” days of anger and bitterness. Alanis performed on the Today Show this morning and let me tell you, Alanis we LOVE is back. Her lyrics are FIERCE…her sound is amazing…AND, we LOVE it and so do the critics! (unlike ScarJo’s HORRIBLE karaoke debut album)

You can pick up Alanis’s new album June 10th! Ryan, you’re going DOWN!

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ScarJo Says Yes!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

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Ryan Reynolds is making an honest woman out of Scarlett Johansson, just after a year of canoodling and wooing the blonde bombshell. No longer will director Woody Allen have a chance with the actress he always had a fascination with. Oh well. You snooze you lose, old man! I’m sure she isn’t a fan of old saggy balls anyhow!  Ryan is WAY hotter!!!

No wedding date has been set as of yet.  Congrats to the happy couple!

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