Still flaunting their scandalous affection to one another, Sienna gets ready to leave her married man and boyfriend Balthalzar Getty behind. (in Los Angeles) Oh, the turmoil! At least be a little more discreet. But, that’s NOT our girl Sienna. Oh, no! It’s all about flaunt it if you got it! And, she’s got him. Not legally…but in the sack…and that is all the matters!

It’s going to be a sad sad day when he dumps her ass too!

The ex-girlfriend Verne Troyer is speaking out saying that Mini-Me isn’t an innocent man. Their six-month relationship went sour when Verne cheated on sex tape co-star Renae Shrider.

Renae Shrider told a source, “He cheated on me a bunch of times. I never once cheated on him. I took our relationship seriously. This was the first guy I have ever lived with.”

Snippets of a freaky-deaky Mini-Me lovin’ sex tape showed up on TMZ.com and were then taken down as Mini-Me threatened with a $20 million lawsuit.

The truth is, Renae Shrider may have (*cough DID cough*) leak(ed) the tape herself as the tape was recorded on HER camera.

See boys, that’s what happens when you cheat! Carrie Underwood wasn’t lyin’!

Anyways…good news for you folks who are Mini-Me fans…snippets are back online for your viewing pleasure.

Once upon a time, there was a call girl named Ashley Alexandra Dupree, aka Kristen. Her dream career is to be a musician. Instead, she decides the next best thing is to take calls from horny, ugly men.

She satisfied many-a man, including a married politician. Hey, the man has notoriety. Wouldn’t you? Ish.

Married politician gets busted.

Call girl gets media attention.

People download her music.

Married politician steps down.

GGW creator Joe Francis offers $1Mil paycheck to pose in a spread and ride the GGW bus.

Married politician sits at home and cries while his career, family, and everything else pretty much sucks.

Instead of using Kleenex for wiping off his ding-dong, he uses it to wipe his tears.

GGW Joe takes back his offer of $1Mil since “Kristen” was found already living in the GGW vault of videos.

Everyone knows the politician’s face. By now, Eliot Spitzer is living on the streets begging for change.

“Kristen” will more than likely never have to sucky sucky for cash again. This bitch is set for life. Book deals, magazine deals, reality TV, perhaps?

Funny how the tables can quickly be turned.

Sucks to be Spitzer.