Mini-Me has had enough. The sex tape that was released has opened up some nastiness about his relationship that he didn’t want divulge. However, his ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider is wanting to play dirty. And, Mini-Me is striking back!

According to reports, Mini-Me (aka Verne Troyer) alleges that Ranae terrorized him with such cruel acts as breaking into his locked bedroom and chucking him onto the floor. Troyer’s lawyer Ed Mcpherson said: “When you pick up a two-foot eight-inch human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.”

Ummm, ya think? I’m thinking this ordeal is only going to get nastier before it gets better.

The ex-girlfriend Verne Troyer is speaking out saying that Mini-Me isn’t an innocent man. Their six-month relationship went sour when Verne cheated on sex tape co-star Renae Shrider.

Renae Shrider told a source, “He cheated on me a bunch of times. I never once cheated on him. I took our relationship seriously. This was the first guy I have ever lived with.”

Snippets of a freaky-deaky Mini-Me lovin’ sex tape showed up on TMZ.com and were then taken down as Mini-Me threatened with a $20 million lawsuit.

The truth is, Renae Shrider may have (*cough DID cough*) leak(ed) the tape herself as the tape was recorded on HER camera.

See boys, that’s what happens when you cheat! Carrie Underwood wasn’t lyin’!

Anyways…good news for you folks who are Mini-Me fans…snippets are back online for your viewing pleasure.

Sex tape star Verne Troyer is pissed! TMZ.com allegedly STOLE his sex tape and he wants it back! Since portions of the tape have made it’s way around the Internet already, Verne figures $20 million would have been made off that sex tape and he WANTS it from TMZ.

“The videotape was never intended by either plaintiff or his girlfriend to be shown to the public, and was always intended exclusively for plaintiff’s own personal, private use,” states the lawsuit.

Troyer claims TMZ violated his privacy.

Hundred bucks Verne leaked the vid himself.

When I first saw this picture, I threw up in my mouth. Right now, I have to close my eyes as I type because I can hardly stand to look at this photo. So, forgive me if I have typing errors in this entry.

Yes, that is Verne Troyer, aka Mini-Me, and yes that is him sticking his tongue in somebody’s mouth. AND, yes that is a small little taste of what you can see if you purchase the Mini-Me sex tape that will be available for purchase sometime VERY soon.

Kevin Blatt (the guy who brokered Paris Hilton’s sex tape) apparently got a hold of this tape and has received a deal from SugarDVD for $100,000. That sure isn’t much for a sex tape. But, I guess this is VERNE TROYER we are talking about here.

Do you remember Britney’s ex paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, the greasy hair gelled freak? Well, he’s been out of Britney’s life for a few months now…thank gawd…and it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to know he was in that Cheeto-lovin’ chicks life for the fortune and the booty calls.

Now before you all start freaking out, he IS still alive. It’s just that now he is out of Britster’s life, he’s been getting some major death threats over a rumored sex tape that he is apparently trying to sell. The video is said to have been made during the couple’s romantic trip to Mexico last year.

Adnan told a source, “I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I’m taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile.”

WHAT?!!! A break?!!!! Please don’t go Adnan. I don’t know how we are going to be able to deal without you. I am completely devastated. Err…not really.

You KNOW he’s sitting by his phone just waiting for a phone call for that multi-million dollar offer.   What a snake!

Even back in the day, there was scandal and sex tapes. However, to have them leaked back then would have been damnable. Remember sex kitten Marilyn Monroe? Well…

Today an oral sex tape starring actress Marilyn Monroe has been purchased by an anonymous wealthy New York businessman, who reportedly paid $1.5 million for the 15 minute sex tape. The tape reportedly shows Ms. Monroe clothed and giving oral sex to an unidentified man whose head was not shown at all during the 15 minute tape…well, at least not the head with eyes, ears, and a nose attached to it.

Back then, Monroe was rumored to have had an affair with John F. Kennedy and according to a source, FBI Director J.Edgar Hoover, a Kennedy rival, went to great lengths to try to prove it was Kennedy in the film.  Wowsers.

Sorry folks, but you won’t be seeing this tape on the Internet anytime soon. Saucy!