I’m extremely saddened to hear the following news. Guy Ritchie and Madonna have come to an agreement on the divorce settlement. Yes, already. WTF. And get this…Madge is keeping every pretty little penny that she has earned. Guy doesn’t get one cent from Madge…because…he doesn’t want any of it. Is this Guy nuts? He EARNED that ching!

Well, well, well…I’m sure Madge is about ready to stretch, kick, hike up her granny panties and jump right into bed with A-Rod now that she got her way.

A source told the Daily Mail, “It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children. Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same.”

A custody agreement has rumored to be reached as well, with both boys David Banda and Rocco Ritchie splitting their time between the UK (with Guy) and New York the United States (with Madge).

A second source said, “Ritchie could have taken her to the cleaners. He is a very honorable man to have walked away.”

Uhhh, ya think?

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Yep, You Betcha!!! “Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin plans to appear on Saturday Night Live this weekend, multiple sources told CNN.” Yay. Notice the sarcasm.

Remember that Emmy-award winning SNL “Dick-In-The-Box” performance J-Tizzle and Andy Samberg did that had peeps roaring with laughter? Well, Justin decided to bring back the shiz adding a political twist to it, encouraging peeps like you and me to get off our duffs and vote…for Obama.

JT, along with his fugly other half spent part of their weekend in Vegas rallying it up for Obama.

“Me and Jess, we’re here as Americans. We’re here as humans because this is something we had to do,” Timberlake told the crowd, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “We’ve never publicly endorsed before. But we’ve never been so inspired by one person.”

I love JT and all, but he should have left the crap where it belongs….in the box.

What do you think?

Ever since Michael Phelps made his historic mark at the 2008 Beijing Olympics by winning 8 Gold medals, the man has been everywhere. Just last weekend, he made his tragic debut on SNL…but amidst his poor acting abilities, I can appreciate Michael as there is something about the long, lanky swimmer that has me enraptured.

The damn fool has been swimming around in my dreams for gawd’s sake! Yes, I said it and it almost seems wrong. I can’t handle it. Even his Chico’s-wearing mother Debbie made her debut in my dreams last night too! Now I’m not exactly sure why or how he got there or even how SHE got there, but it better not happen again! Three nights in a row is just too much. I’m hoping that this is just a phase and that he’ll take his skimpy Speedos and swim out of my dreams. Now, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing but love for Michael, but I’m sorry Michael, it’s gotta stop here.

So, I have just one message to Michael, take it from Billy Ocean…”get outta my dreams”!