Nope, not in the barber shop either. Hmmm…

Eva Longoria left her somewhat fashionable style back in the church she got married in last July. Since her marriage to Tony Parker, Eva has been lost fashionably. She needs to go BACK to that church and pick that style back up and put it in her pocket, PRONTO!

Having a stylin’ pal like Victoria Beckham doesn’t help either. Rather than trying to “copy” Victoria’s style, Eva “borrows” a couple of Victoria’s ideas and adds her own twist of fashion to create one big fashion nightmare.

Eva, PLEASE! We are begging you! Go back to the church!!! Get that style back and start dressing like you did before, ‘cuz right now you are looking HIDEOUS!

As Posh and Becks come close to their one year anniversary of arriving in Los Angeles, David gives us his TRUE feelings on Californ-I-A. Bloggin’ it up on his official website, David says:

It seems like only a few weeks ago I arrived in Los Angeles with my family ready for the next chapter in our lives. A year later and we feel so settled here, everyone loves California and everyone has made us feel so welcome. I can’t imagine being anywhere else in the world right now.

Of course, I’m enjoying playing my soccer too. Last season was a bit stop start for me with the injuries which wasn’t helped by the fact that I arrived part way through the MLS season, but this year we’re playing well and I look forward to every match as well as visiting different cities and stadiums around this amazing country. You can see a real impact being made across the country, we play in front of big crowds and soccer is now more prominent in the media and more people seem to be aware of the league around the world.

My teammates have been great to me and we have a brilliant set of fans. I’m thankful to them and to the people of Los Angeles for making my family and I so welcome since we arrived here.

Victoria seems pretty comfortable in Cali too, as she hangs out poolside SANS makeup. She is ONE celeb who looks better WITHOUT a caked on mask! Others…need all the help they can get!

I have a VERY hard time believing this. Somehow I picture Victoria in her million dollar castle with servants whom she bosses around daily…someone doing her makeup, someone painting her nails, someone styling her hair, feeding her strawberries…fanning her…the whole nine yards. However, that seems to be FAR from the truth.

Victoria told the August issue of Allure,

“I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. I’m not out-of-the-ordinary looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary.

When I’m at home with [husband David Beckham] and the kids, I’m always in a pair of flip flops,” she told the show. “He likes me without any makeup on – just looking really natural.”

Wow. She sure makes it seem like she is a completely different person behind closed doors. In public she’s always got that nasty scowl on her face that just pierces right through you.

Victoria and her hubby attended the ESPY awards last night and as you can see, she brought that scowl along with her!

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Being David Beckham isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You would think a guy like Beckham would have the perfect life. For the most part, he does…however, there is something fishy about this guy.

His breath. Literally.

Herreeee fishy fishy fishy….

A source told Star magazine, ‘Becks is the spokesperson for Go3 (fish oil pills)- he even appears on the box - so he has to take it despite the consequences. ‘And he really believes in the product. He says it gives him more energy.’

A failed denim line and now a husband with fish breath? Good grief…could life get any WORSE for Posh Spice?

Maybe this calls for a mouth wash or breath mint endorsement for Becks?

Thank you, Thank you, THANK YOU for choosing David Beckham as your spokesperson for your underwear line.

The unveiling of this ad will be a day I will forever remember and cherish.
You have made millions of women AND men happy this very day.

Victoria Beckham MUST be VERY proud!

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And the whole kiddy world bows down. I mean, come on…it’s Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s child. He’s the prince of celebrity tot land.

So, what does a 2-year old child like Kingston do for his birthday?

Well, invite other celebrity babies and friends, of course!  According to a source, Christina Aguilera, Jordan Bratman and baby Max made the birthday scene, while Posh brought her son Cruz out to the celebration. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden brought baby Harlow along to celebrate Kingston’s big day.  Sad to say but Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wasn’t able to make the farm-animal themed party.

There was a petting zoo for the kiddies to enjoy as well as an inflatable bounce house that involved some hardcore jumping.

You KNOW you wish you were Kingston.

Wonder why David has become such a HUGE Lakers fan? Well…the benefit of good seats help…

(David at a game in April)

David Loves the purple and gold colors…

(David at a game in early May)

AND loves the intensity and excitement the atmosphere brings….

(David at a game mid-May)

And, well…it’s a great place to spend time with family!

LAST NIGHT at a Lakers game.

Last night, the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala presented “Superheroes: Fashion And Fantasy”. And, let me tell you, it WAS a who’s who event in NYC. From Naomi Watts to Tom Cruise to Jennifer Lopez and Scarlett Johansson, the celebs were out in full force!

As you can see hot stud David Beckham made it out to the event looking as yummy as ever…however, it kind of looks like Posh may have been abducted by aliens and returned back to earth in the form of an aged mannequin.  For once, girlfriend looks HORRIBLE!

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And David’s in-laws love him.  How could you not love your son-in-law after he gives you an 8 million dollar home in Dubai to live in…just because.

According to a source,  Becks purchased the luxury home within the prestigious Palm Jumeirah estate after a visit to the Gulf state before the 2002 World Cup and now felt he wouldn’t have time to spend in his Dubai mansion. Flying back and forth from LA to London so frequently has taken up a lot of his travelling time.

My question is how is Beck’s going to top giving a gift of an 8 million dollar home?  Christmas is coming sooner than you think, David!  And, don’t forget birthdays!  And anniversaries…