The future residence of the Jolie-Pitt brood
It’s only been a small amount of time that the Jolie-Pitt brood have been living overseas, so it should be about that time to pack up their 38948549 kiddies and move on. Where to, you ask? Long Island, New York, bitches! But from what it sounds like, this is only a temporary move.
Saint Angelina and Brad, his guido-stache (which I wish he would shave off pronto because it makes him look like a hick from the sticks) are set to move their kiddies into a $40 million dollar mansion as soon as March. The family is about to get sassy as they get set to rent the waterfront Sassafras estate on Long Island’s Gold Coast. The 22,000 sq-ft Tudor-style property includes a pool, a private cove, two helipads, a private dock, gym, barbershop, elevator, and fall-out shelter in case of emergency. And get this…TWENTY-FIVE ROOMS, including eight bedrooms and 12 bathrooms. Wowsers.
So why the move to NYC? Angelina’s new flick that she stole from Tom Cruise is up on the agenda next…hahahaha! So much for the year off!
Inside the Sassafras estate
There’s just one small concern I have…well, two actually…I feel so damn sorry for those kiddies. Is that wrong? I mean, sure they live the life of luxury with their food probably served on gold plates and servants that probably wipe their booties for them…but seriously…will they ever feel stability in their lifetime? Gawd…how sad!
But one thing that really makes me feel glad that Brad and Ange did not adopt me would be for the fact that I would have to look at that fugly guido-stache day in and day out. Those poor kids!
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