Yep it was confirmed TODAY that Bret and Ambre have called it quits. Could have seen this one coming! Ambre was as boring as a rock…not quite the rock Bret was looking for, apparently.
So, you know what that means, peeps?
Rock of Love 3, baby! Hmph. Surprised? We’re not.
Only this time around VH1, Bret and Big John are doing things a tad differently. They are filling a tour bus with hoochies and taking them on tour across the country.
Ha! Are you as excited as WE are? I swear this show will NEVER end.
Bret will be 80…taking tequila shots with 20-somethings, still sporting those long blonde extensions, and serenading his potential “rock” with (the only song he’ll remember) “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”…ALL while pooping his Depends undergarments.
Just you WATCH! It’s not going to be a pretty sight!