If anyone is placing bets on when Britney Spears will be able to wipe her own holes without her father’s supervision, they should probably lean towards never as opposed to any day now.
Just recently, her
minder mentor paid piece under the guise of a future husband fiance Jason Trawick was named as co-conservator of her affairs and it looks like he could be controlling her for years and years to come. According to sources, the reason why Britney has had her father as her conservator for nearly five years – instead of the usual year or so – is because she has a medical condition that affects her medulla oblongata decision making process. In other words (and you didn’t exactly hear this here first)…Britney is certifiable…
So what exactly does this mean? Is her Daddy going to pull the strings until he dies, and then leave it until her husband dies too? What if she wants to divorce her
minder man? Will he still retain control or will full duties as conservator revert back to her daddy?
This is all so triflin’ and confusing. My heart almost goes out for Brit-Brit because I have been calling her (and justifiably so) crazy for years, but this is just ridiculous. Her parents are not doing her any favors by pimpin’ her out on stage for checks. If they really cared, they’d let her stay at home with her two children in a double wide deep in the swamps of Louisiana somewhere, but alas, no.
Britney will be forced to lip-sync for her life forever!