I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Betty White is one hot geriatric bitch. No one can come close to White’s fabulousness at 80-some years of age. She’s witty, cute, and feisty. And my presumption is that she rocks a pair of Depends with a fierceness that only a geriatric woman could. Seriously. If White was a spokesperson for Depends, I’d buy ‘em. But in more professional news, I am happy to reveal that besides a stint on The Middle and an upcoming SNL performance, Betty White has signed a contract with TV Land to star on the new comedy Hot in Cleveland. That’s hot.
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If Betty White sold Depends, I’d buy ‘em.
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010Watch Titanic sink in 3D, yo!
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010
James Cameron isn’t a dummy, but Titanic in 3D? Will that be a big draw? Probably. After ten years of the successful movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet, James Cameron has decided to bring the hit movie back to the big screen, but in 3D. So yes, that means we will be able to watch Titanic go down in 3D.
Lady GaGa explains meaning of Telephone
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010In case you were wondering what GaGa was thinking when she came up with the controversial nine-minute video Telephone, there really is no rhyme or reason to the vid…or so it seems. Is it just me or does it seem like just a bunch of wiggidity wackness that GaGa probably created in her mind while she and Perez Hilton snacked on deep fat fried pretzels and Tang? Honestly, I really don’t know. Read more about the meaning of Telephone…or what she tells Ryan Seacrest…after the jump.
Jordin Sparks Battlefield Tour Dates Revealed!
Monday, March 15th, 2010American Idol alum Jordin Sparks is hittin’ it big as she headlines her own tour called the Battlefield tour. And the dates have been revealed. Peep the official tour dates after the jump, bitches!
EXCLUSIVE: Lifehouse’s Jason Wade Interview
Monday, March 15th, 2010It is almost hard to believe that Lifehouse has been around for ten years, but it is true. The band is still rockin’, making music and landing hits. So what is the secret behind their longevity and their success? Jason Wade, the Lifehouse front man, speaks with Danity Donnaly about his band’s new album Smoke & Mirrors, the band’s secret to success and what he does to maintain his sanity in this highly competitive industry. Check out Lifehouse’s Jason Wade interview after the jump.
Lady GaGa’s Monster Ball North American Tour Dates Announced
Monday, March 15th, 2010Little monsters, Mondays may suck, but this fabulous Monday we have some news that is sure to make you want to put on a leotard and tie your hair in a big fat bow. Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball tour is coming to North America and the tour dates have been released.
Check after the jump to see the official Lady Gaga Monster Ball North American Tour dates.
Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato are sucking face
Monday, March 15th, 2010Yeah so Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato are officially sucking face, playing tonsil hockey..whatever crazy kids call it these days. And well, it is a dream romance match made in the world of Disney. Thirty-second-over-the-phone-dumper Joe Jonas is officially off the market once again. But instead of a too-good-for-him actress, Joe has paired himself up with one of Disney’s pop princesses…Demi Lovato. Now this beotch is sweet, innocent and extremely talented, so if Mr. Joe breaks this chick’s heart, Imma track his butt down and tell him the why’s and what fors.
Lady GaGa is not a man, proves Telephone video
Friday, March 12th, 2010Lady Gaga is beyond bizarre. But in her Telephone video we learn a lot of things. If the Grammy ensemble that Goo Goo sported wasn’t enough to prove she is not a he-she, then this music video will. Check out the official video for Telephone featuring Beyonce after the jump. Be warned…this shiznit is NOT suitable for work. Don’t say you weren’t warned and then try to bitch at me!




























