This is the most hilarious thing I’ve heard all day. And you know this is one big fat rumor that some freakoid made up. That rumor maker? Ian Halperin.
According to Ian Halperin, author of the recent bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, he is claiming that Angelina might have cheated on gray-bearded Brad Pitt with singer Lady GaGa. Note that little key word in there though, dahlings. MIGHT. Read more about this ridiculous Angelina Jolie and Lady GaGa rumor here.
For a father-daughter pair that have had probably one of the most rocky relationships in Hollywood, it appears that Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie may have reconciled. Say, what? Yeppers. Read more after the jump.
Wow, you thought Angelina Jolie’s boyfriend/husband stealing started with just Brad Pitt? Ha! Think again, bitches. She started the slangin’ and boyfriend napping at 16, y’all! Yep, and rumor has it that it all began with her mama Marcheline Bertrand’s boyfriend!
Angelina Jolie’s recent visit to Iraq was part of her commitments as a UN Goodwill Ambassador. After visiting Iraqi refugees who were struggling with losing their homes, the Saint paid a visit to American troops serving in Iraq. Wow, what a woman!
She told locals in the town of Abu Ghraib, “It takes a lot of strength for you to survive. I don’t know if I would be strong enough to survive this.”
Hmmm, we’re wondering how much longer till Angelina decides to adopt a few Iraqi kids? Just sayin’…
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Now while there are ALWAYS either adoption or pregnancy rumors surrounding the Jolie-Pitt clan, I almost choked on my applesauce. Now while I needed to just slow down on my inhalation of food, I was not particularly surprised to hear that Angelina may be sperminated once again. It was a matter of WHEN home girl would be flaunting a baby bump in public for Jen to loathe over. All it takes is for Brad to look at Ange and boom…she’s injected with Brad’s super sperm.
I’m hearing this will be the couple’s SEVENTH child? Good gawd, I can’t believe I already forgot about Vivienne and Knox. Shoot.
Well, Star magazine is reporting that Saint Angelina is two-and-a-half months pregnant with her fourth biological child with partner Brad Pitt.
An “insider” says, “Yes, Angie is pregnant. They’d been trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. She’s thrilled. She said she knew she was pregnant before the test confirmed it.”
I’d like to know who this “insider” is. But, if this IS true and she is pregnant, Madge ain’t got nothin’ on Ange!
It’s official, Saint Angelina is THE most beautiful woman in the world. Well…according to Vanity Fair magazine. The saint-like vision of loveliness won 58% of votes conducted in a recent poll of who is the fairest of them all. Yes, I said 58%…meaning she kicked everyone’s freakin’ booty in this poll.
So who rounded out the three beautiful women in the world wide world of the superficial?
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen came in a very distant second with only 9% of the vote.
Third place went to Halle Berry with only 4% of the vote.
Other notables included: Beyonce Knowles, Gwyneth Paltrow, Bar Refaeli, Queen Rania of Jordan and Carla Bruni.
Vanity Fair commented on their beauty poll. “Of the billions of women on this planet, only 19, we believe, could start wars. These modern-day Helens of Troy come from both hemispheres and include legends and ingenues, a queen, a First Lady and at least two bedmates of Leonardo DiCaprio.”
Unfortunately, Jennifer Aniston did not make the cut…nor did
Numerous online gossip mags were saying that Saint Angelina’s angel wings broke into pieces when she crumbled on the set of “Salt”. Ok, well not exactly.
Britain’s Now magazine claimed that Saint Ange “collapsed between takes, complaining of shortness of breath and dizzy spells” and other mags followed suit. Well, bitches, it didn’t happen. Her wings are still intact and she is still fabulous as ever. Home girl isn’t a weak bitch. She may look as if she is frail and hungry for a Big Mac, but instead of worrying us even more, Saint Ange ponchos it up.
Go granny, go!
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