Ashton Kutcher may be the king of Twitter. But, what about the king of Tooter? And should this be a question we should we be posing to Demi Moore, the woman who shares a bed with the actor?
Well, SNL released an exclusive bit that the king of Twitter, Ashton Kutcher, did about Tooter. So what exactly is Tooter? Check out the SNL Tooter video after the jump to find out.
“I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentine’s Day, you should get to tell whoever you hate that you cannot stand them. There would be one day of hating, and 364 days of love.”
Ashton Kutcher, why he hates Valentine’s Day
Big fat congratulations to Ashton Kutcher. Oh, and Twitter. Remember when Kutcher was racing CNN to be the first to get one million Twitter followers? Um, how could you NOT remember that intense competition?!
As part of the deal, Kutcher pledged 10,000 malaria nets for Malaria No More if he reached one million first. And well Mr. Kutcher won. The reward? Making a huge difference in the lives of those affected by malaria.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher may have been cougar and cub for quite some time now, but one often wonders if those three kiddos of hers with Bruce would be enough for Ashton to handle in the kid department. I mean, wouldn’t he want a baby cougar cub of his very own?
Does Demi Moore mohawk? Ashton Kutcher is one crazy kid, Twitter addict and all. First he posted a picture of his wife’s booty on Twitter for all of cyberspace to see and yep, he’s at it again. This time he’s given his wife Demi Moore a mohawk via Photoshop, of course. We’re highly doubting that Demi would go for the real shaved ‘do younger celebs like Rihanna and Cassie are sporting.
Check out the lovebirds’ cute (or nauseating) little conversation via Twitter. Ashton tweets, “Wifey just got a new haircut. What do you guys think? I love it.”
Demi responds, “I have the buzzer ready baby!”
Ashton tweets back, “I’m just playing baby, but I think you’d look great with that cut.”
Roll out the blue carpet and fly in the birds, Ashton Kutcher has officially defeated CNN in the Twitter follower standoff. Halle-freakin’-luja. Can I get a “tweet, tweet?!!!”
Shortly after 11PM Pacific time last night, Ashton, Demi, Punky Brewster and Diddy (via phone) celebrated when Ashton crossed the one million mark.
Ashton conducted a live “rally” on Ustream.TV shortly just before reaching the big fat million. “Where’s the champagne, where’s the champagne. We’ve gotta pop the cork on this folks.” Even though CNN lost by less than 1,200 followers, CNN showed good sportsmanship quickly congratulating Ashton on being the first twitter account to reach one million.
And as promised, Ashton made out a big fat check for $100,000 to the Malaria No More Fund.
Check out the video Ashton and his pals made while on the way to the one million mark.
Congrats Ashton for officially being crowned the King of Twitter!
If you haven’t joined Twitter yet, now is a good time to do so. Not only is there drama, tweets galore and good conversation, there IS a competition worth watching.
Punk’d producer Ashton Kutcher has officially challenged CNN and founder Ted Turner to a race to one million “followers”. While both Twits have over 900,000 “followers”, the race is getting tense and twit-tastic. Go Ashton!
So, here’s the lowdown:
IF Ashton beats Ted Turner and company to the one million, he has promised to not only “ding-dong-ditch” (ring doorbell, run away) Ted’s mansion, but he has also offered to give his millionth follower a copy of ‘Guitar Hero,’ and more importantly, says he’ll donate 10,000 mosquito bed nets to charity for World Malaria Day.
IF CNN beats Ashton, the media company says they will…um…I don’t think they offered anything yet. Hmph.
Ashton says about the race, “I find it astonishing that one person can actually have as big of a voice online as what an entire media company can on Twitter. I just thought that was kind of an amazing comment on the state of our media.”
There has been plenty of recruiting and campaigning, however, there also has been plenty of trash talking. Even saggy-balled Larry King has been stirring the pot.
“Are you kidding? Do you think you can take on an entire network? Do you know how big we are? Do you know what CNN is? Kutcher, you’re playing out of your field. You’re in another time zone. This ain’t gonna work. CNN will bury you!”
Oh Larry King is one fierce old man! So, are you going to get your “follow” on?
Support Ashton here.
Leave it to jokester Ashton Kutcher to get a wild hair up his butt to do anything that Michael Jackson has done. Well after finding out that he was staying in the exact hotel room that Jacko dangled baby Blanket from seven years ago, Ashton figured he needed to pay a tribute of sorts…or just make fun of Michael and his baby dangling ways.
From preparing the baby for its dangle-dom to actually dropping by baby out the window, it is quite obvious that Ashton has too much time on his hands!
But unfortunately, this sounds like something we totally would partake in.
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