Emma Stone Admits To Feeling Up Andrew Garfield In His Spider Man Costume

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Emma Stone is a naughty girl. Socialite Life

Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez hang out with their Jew pimp. Celeb Jihad

Friends say Adam Levine got dumped. Amore Magazine

Ricki Lake eloped. I Need My Fix

Adam Levine worries that his words will come back to haunt him. Celeb Dirty Laundry

Boy Band Edition: Blind Items Hollywood Dame

Could Freckles really be innocent this time? BBB

Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga, the same person? EB Gossip

James Franco covers Selena Gomez’s Love You Like a Love Song. Allie Is Wired

Melissa Gilbert’s DWTS injurty explained. Earsucker

Miley Cyrus vs. Jennifer Lawrence? Daily Fill

Disney to release Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent. SheKnows

J.Love Hewitt got a breast reduction. HaveUHeard

Teen mom Jenelle blasts Gary Hart on video! Fit Fab Celeb

J. Anistor to play a hooker? Anything Hollywood

Most embarrassing celeb moments you have to hear about! All Women Stalk

Mega Fox talks about her step son. Celeb Baby Laundry

Taylor Swift opens up about her first love. Didn’t we already hear about this in song? Girls Talkin Smack

Elle Macpherson explains how she stays fit. Swanky Celebs

Eva Longoria launches Pepsi Next campaign. Fabulous Buzz

Timbaland and Missy Elliot to snag up Drake for album? ILuLu Online

Bey shows off her beach body. Erica Vain

Katherine Heigl doesn’t understand how motherhood works. IDLYITW

Alec Baldwin’s stalker Genevieve Sabourin arrested!

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April 10, 2012 at 1:16 pm
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Alec Baldwin’s stalker Genevieve Sabourin has been warned to stay the eff away from Alec and his fiancee Hilaria Thomas…or else there’s gonna be a whole lot of trouble.

Remember we had this conversation before? A lot of celebrities have stalkers, but for someone to choose Alec Baldwin as their celebrity of choice to stalk, you know damn well you’ve gotta be someone who hates pigs and loves to argue.

On Sunday Sabourin was arrested after allegedly showing up outside of the 30 Rock star’s home in Manhattan. Girlfriend was booked on five misdemeanor counts of harassment and stalking. I’d like to know exactly what this beotch has been doing and saying because apparently she was trying to get in Baldwin’s pants back in 2010. Yeah, I know.

So yesterday Sabourin appeared at Manhattan Criminal Court for arraignment and was released on her own recognisance, BUT the judge slapped a big fat (temporary) restraining order of protection in Baldwin’s favor saying that Miss Stalker needs to stay away from Baldwin and his fiancee and not to send the actor any emails or text messages.

Genevieve just isn’t any old stalker off the street though. She DID have some relations with Alec and prosecutors revealed that Baldwin took Sabourin out TWO years ago
During the hearing, prosecutors revealed Baldwin had enjoyed a night out with Sabourin two “as a favor to a friend,” stating “they met “briefly for dinner in the fall of 2010″.

This is what the hell I don’t get. What kind of friend would say to take out some chick on a dinner date as a favor? Something smells a whole lot like raw fish and vinegar-water with this situation.

Ever since that “date”, their were “phone calls and texts going both ways.”

Sabourin is back in court in next month.

George Clooney To Host President Obama

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April 10, 2012 at 12:19 pm
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George Clooney will host a 150-person, $40,000-a-head fundraiser at his home in support of President Obama’s reelection campaign.

“I’m proud to do whatever I can to support the President,” Clooney said. “As long as no one asks me to sing.”

he event will take place at Clooney’s Los Angeles residence, with proceeds going to the Obama Victory Fund, a committee which raises funds for Obama for America, the Democratic National Committee and state Democratic Parties. If it sells out, the night could rack up approximately $6 million.

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Kourtney Kardashian Is Challenged

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April 10, 2012 at 11:03 am
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I don’t mean just mentally. I mean she is also physically challenged. With a new baby on the way courtesy of her himbo in waiting, Scott Disick, the other KK was asked by People magazine how she feels the second time during as a pregnant mom.

“I feel really good … though this time I had a little more morning sickness. I think it’s a little bit harder being pregnant when you have a toddler I’m chasing after. Last time I could nap more.”

Is she working out now that she is at the midway point of her pregnancy?

“I’ve been active chasing after Mason,” Kardashian, 32, says. “We go on walks all the time. Pushing the stroller is like carrying all these weights, and then there’s the extra weight on my stomach, so it’s good. It’s fun.”

Excuse me while I roll the hell out of my eyes in the corner. Why is she lying to her fans? That’s code for a mommy tuck and lipo following her already planned C-section.

I did some research and I was shocked to discover that Mason is only two years old. I thought surely he was closer to five, considering the many times I have seen her whoring him out in front of the cameras. Like mother, like daughter. Mama Kris would be proud.

Reportedly pregnant with a girl, I have a name suggestion for the middle Kardashian sister. Fill in the blanks!

K _ _ t.

I like the sound of that K _ _ t Disick?

Is that name not ready made for the stripper pole or what?

Shannen Doherty Feels Jennie Garth’s Pain

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April 10, 2012 at 10:46 am
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The Brenda has spoken out on the current divorce of Peter Facinelli and her former 90210 co-star Jennie Garth. The two famously were as cold as ice towards one another during the show’s run in the 90s, with Doherty even leaving the Aaron Spelling production abruptly and being written off after causing a rift between cast and crew. Fast forward to more than a decade later and Doherty has turned over a new leaf.

“I think that for somebody like Jennie who values family so much, this is incredibly hard for her. “I feel for her and, more importantly, I feel for her kids,” she continued. “There are children involved and children have access to the Internet and everything that somebody may write.”

Doherty is busy whoring out promoting her new reality show, Shannen Says, and claims to be a fan or Jennie’s new reality show venture as well as former co-star Tori Spelling’s show.

“I happen to watch Tori’s show and I think it’s incredibly charming and endearing and I can’t wait to see Jennie’s show,” Doherty told reporters. “I think it’s gonna be great.”

Let me translate that for you all into a language we know she speaks well, the undercover verbal slap dialect known as bitch: “I watch that show and I am going to annihilate those bitches in the ratings this year!”

Catch Doherty’s new show on WEtv, starting April 10th.

Amanda Bynes Is Not the Next Coming of Lindsay Lohan!

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April 10, 2012 at 10:21 am
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This according to her father, Rick Bynes. The father of the puffy faced former/unemployed actress is telling anyone that will listen to his daughter is not headed for Lindsay Lohan country.

“She was not drunk,” Rick Bynes tells PEOPLE. “I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer. She didn’t have a single drink that night. My daughter doesn’t drink. “She was upset and very emotional.”

She should be upset and emotional. At her age, she’s damn near over before she ever really began. The love child of Jennifer Coolidge was probably advised by her manager to pick up an addiction real quick for some free publicity. Perhaps she took it a little too far and was too convincing.

Attention casting agents:
Amanda Bynes is a true thespian of unparalleled caliber!

But if Amanda isn’t drinking at 26 years of age, then she should start! For a plethora of reasons, but I’ll be brief. First of all, she is unemployed since forever. She has no man and more importantly, no MENZ. Her hair is some botched color that is not even created in the universe. She certainly looks like the second coming of Strawberry Snortcake. I could go on and on about this trick. But, I’m gonna throw this dog and bone, go out on a limb and declare her sober at the time of the incident. Maybe she wasn’t drunk. Perhaps she was just…

incoxicated!

Her father said she wasn’t a drunk, but he never said she wasn’t a slut. Everyone that knows Amanda Bynes (and let’s be frank here, that’s not so many people) knows of her penchant for chocolate peen, so maybe she swallowed so much *cough* Kahlua in the club that night that she got drunk by heaux osmosis?

Anything is possible!

CELEB SPOTTING: Jay-Z and Beyoncé Celebrate Easter In St. Barts

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April 10, 2012 at 7:38 am
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While the rest of us normal folks spent the Easter holiday dying eggs or eating home-cooked food (and whatever other cliché Easter activity you want to name), superstar couple Jay-Z and Beyoncé were busy jetsetting! With three-month-old baby girl Blue Ivy in tow, the married pair headed off to St. Barts in celebration of their first Easter all together as a happy family.

Jay and Bey were seen out and about without Blue for some private time on the island. The couple just celebrated their fourth wedding anniversary on April 4.

The trip marked the first of probably many yacht rides for Baby Blue, who Mama Bey kept covered up with a blanket while out and about.

Last week Beyonce launched her new website Beyonce.com, along with a new Tumblr account which shares intimate pics of quality time with Jay and her family. Among different vacation shots was a video showing a pregnant Beyonce walking by a Blue Ivy tree, obviously later using the tree as inspiration for her firstborn’s name. She wrote on the page,

This is my life, today, over the years-through my eyes. My family, my travels, my love. This is where I share with you. This will continue to grow as I do.”

Beyoncé fans across the country, fear not. Even though Bey has been enjoying time with her family, she’ll be back to work soon. The superstar is set to perform for three nights in Atlantic City, New Jersey over Memorial Day Weekend to launch the $2.4 billion Revel entertainment center on May 25, 26 and 27. And I bet that she’s been secretly in the studio working on some new material. Even when it doesn’t seem like it, that woman is always working!

Photos via MTV / Necole Bitchie

Lamar Odom Leaves Dallas

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April 9, 2012 at 8:33 pm
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This is what happens when the world of sports and reality TV collide.

Lamar Odom is done after 50 games in Dallas, a mutual decision that comes with the defending NBA champion Mavericks trying to make sure they get back in the playoffs.

He had been depressed since the Los Angeles Lakers has traded him this past December.

Odom never seemed happy or comfortable in Dallas, not even when wife and reality TV co-star Khloe Kardashian was in the stands just a few feet from the Mavericks bench. His averages of 6.6 points, 4.2 rebounds and 20.5 minutes were career lows, and he was booed by the home crowd as the sluggish performances multiplied.

“I’m sorry that things didn’t work out better for both of us,” Odom said. “But I wish the Mavs’ organization, my teammates and Dallas fans nothing but continued success in the defense of their championship.”

Mavericks owner Mark Cuban hoped Odom could fill a void on the team and considered him a key piece of the championship team because of his leadership skills.

So what does this mean for the Kardashian?

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Papa Spears To Britney’s Fiance: Share the Cray-Cray With Me

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April 9, 2012 at 8:29 pm
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Look into those eyes and tell me you don’t see visions of cray cray?!

Since Britney Spears is about to get married for the third time, it seems that her father is willing to loosen the reigns a tad so she can have a bit more control over her life via her new husband.

It seems that Papa Spears is asking the court to name fiance Jason Trawick as the co-conservator over his daughter. This means that Britney’s husband will have legal control over her well being, but not her bank account. This basically means that he can tell Britney what to eat, what to wear, and counsel her medical health.

You mean to tell me that Trawick can legally keep Britney away from Krispy Kremes and Starbucks forever? Say it ain’t so!

This legal move is seen as a way for Trawick to have more say in the marriage. It would look kinda rawng (and kinky) for Papa Spears to have so much say in their marriage. But since Britney is from the south, this wouldn’t be totally out of the ordinary. Papa Spears has been in charge of Britney as conservator since 2008. None of us will never forget when Britney brought the cray cray! And he will continue to have control over her until doctors are convinced that Britney can tie her shoes on her own.

This could take a while…

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Ruben Studdard Has Gold-Diggers Everywhere Crying…

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April 9, 2012 at 8:16 pm
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Because his ex-wife Surata Zuri McCants, thanks to his iron-clad prenuptial agreement, is getting

zilch – nothing – nada!!!

Say ‘iron-clad prenuptial agreement’ three times and watch a gold-digger quiver in her fake Louboutins as if you’d just called The Grim Reaper out. Those words are like kryptonite to a trick on the stroll. But for every Anna Nicole Smith, Vanessa Bryant, or Rachel ‘Coochie-tell’, there’s a Surata Zuri McCants to bring things back to reality. Never heard of her? Of course not and for good reason.

Ruben Studdard’s ex-wife is not worth mentioning. She’s a disgrace to true gold-diggers worldwide. She will not be entered into the Ho Hall of Fame any time soon. Oh she tried to pry open that pre-nup; she really did. She tried and she tried with all her ho-ish might. She ran to a judge claiming she signed the papers under duress, but the judge was not hearing it. Zuri does not walk away from this marriage completely empty-handed, however. She gets to keep her wedding dress (probably because Ruben cannot fit into it), photo albums, her 2006 BMW (ha! that old thing?!), and her maiden name, McCants. That last name says it all, does it not?!

She should have kept the last name Studdard. It will make it easier for her to get seated at Red Lobster in the future.

Somewhere in Florida, sitting on stacks and stacks of cash, Elin Woods is laughing her well-tanned ass off!

Lindsay Lohan, aka The Strawberry Snortcake, Has Struck Again

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April 9, 2012 at 7:50 pm
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That’s my pet name for her and you heard it here first!

 

For those of you that thought you’d seen and heard the last from Lindsay Lohan and criminal activity, well I’ve got news for you…

The Strawberry Snortcake has struck again!

Literally.

Less than two weeks after getting a sign of approval from the judge in her case and being granted informal probation, it seems you can’t keep a good/bad crackhead down for long. According to TMZ, a woman has filed battery charges against the former actress (yes, I said former. Sue me!) claiming she was pushed and shoved by Lohan at a nightclub in West Hollywood.

According to Lindsay’s paid piece: “Lindsay was absolutely not involved in any sort of altercation whatsoever. This is clearly another case of someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame.”

In this recession, can you blame this woman for going after fame? Forget the check. We all know Lindsay Lohan is a line away from an EBT card. This woman, if she plays her cards right, can get her own reality show and then pay her own bills. This is the American way!

This woman is just confused. See, Lindsay was not attacking her. Heavens no! Lindsay was just shaking uncontrollably from crack/meth/coke/booze withdrawal.

Cue Lohan’s denial in 5,4,3,2…

Adam Levine in American Horror Story

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April 9, 2012 at 4:14 pm
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Well, if you haven’t gotten enough of Adam Levine on the small screen (and can you get enough of Adam Levine?), than you’re in luck! And if you happen to love the horror show “American Horror Story” than you must be in heaven right now, because Adam Levine will be featured on the show, American Horror Story, in Season 2. His character will be “one-half of a couple known as ‘the Lovers.’”

The whole thing is very hush-hush Adam claims in a conversation with Ryan Seacrest at E! News, and states, “…It’s pretty much happening…I don’t know how much I can divulge, because Ryan [Murphy] is very under wraps.”  (Anyone else get a “mummy” visual after that statement? Okay, good. I’m not the only one.)

So far details continue to be leaked out very slowly in terms of what will happen the second season, but it supposedly includes a mental institution, the East Coast, and many season one cast members. Sounds like a good time to me! Maybe a little bit of the Jersey Shore gone bad?

On the subject of acting and his lack of experience, Adam doesn’t seem to be worried. “It’s going to be fun…I think I’m going to be kind of playing myself, so hopefully it will be easy.” Well that self apparently includes a lot of shots of him without a shirt on, so rest assured Adam’s female fans will be very pleased.

Now, who will be playing his co-companion in this “lovers” duet? (We know for sure it won’t be his model (ex) girlfriend Anne V) So far those details haven’t been revealed yet.

But if you haven’t been a fan of American Horror Story before, this may be some incentive to get caught up on the series. 

Birthday Bitches

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April 8, 2012 at 1:00 am
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Patricia Arquette is 44.

Darlene Gillespie is 71.

Steve Howe of Yes and of Asia is 65.

John Schneider is 52.

Julian Lennon is 49.

Biz Markie is 48.

Robin Wright is 46.

Taylor Kitsch is 31.

Ezra Koenig of Vampire Weekend is 28.

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Perez Hilton Thinks He’s Hot. I Have News For Him

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April 7, 2012 at 7:32 pm
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Suddenly, I have a taste for crispy bacon, don’t you?

There’s only so much that lipo/MAACO paint/laxatives/Toni & Guy/PhotoShop can do. Eventually, one must come out into the (semi) real world and show the normal people what you really look like. Having said that, maybe Perez Hilton should have remained in his cave where he dishes on celebrities in the most acidic nature. With photos like this, commentary would not even be necessary, but my job is to dish, no matter how charred and overcooked the specimen is served.

Sporting a look only a Bobblehead aficionado could love, Perez Hilton showed off his new body at Logo’s NewNowNext Awards. I know what some of you are thinking…

“Wow, The Crypt Keeper looks great!”

No, if this were indeed a skeleton come back to life it would be fabulous. But no, heauxz! This is (allegedly) a young man that has been battling the flab for as long as Lindsay Lohan has been battling the crack pipe. Well, it finally looks like Lohan has passed her pipe on in that relay race of f*ckery, because this has hot ass mess written all over it.

ALL over it.

Because…since when was it hot to look like a dehydrated Oompa Loompa? Since when was it hot to dress like an extra from a Village People video? Do not steal this look. Do not pass go!

Just say no!

Birthday Bitches

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April 7, 2012 at 1:00 am
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Russell Crowe is 48.

Ravi Shankar is 92.

James Garner is 84.

Cal Smith is 80.

Wayne Rogers is 79.

Bobby Bare is 77.

Charlie Thomas of The Drifters is 75.

Francis Ford Coppola is 73.

David Frost is 73.

Patricia Bennett of The Chiffons is 65.

John Oates of Hall and Oates is 63.

John Dittrich of Restless Heart is 61.

Janis Ian is 61.

Jackie Chan is 58.

Mark Kibble of Take 6 is 48.

Bill Bellamy is 47.

Conner Rayburn is 13.

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