“I’m very passionate about cleanliness and housework. I love to vacuum.”
David Beckham, Claims He Is A Domestic God
Ummmm, can this man be anymore perfect? Good grief.
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Friday, July 31st, 2009David Beckham Secret Talent
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
Well, it is obvious David Beckham is a man of many talents. Good grief, look at the man in his undies. He can pull off those tighty whiteys like nobody’s business. I mean that in a fashionable way, you sickos!
But what I find entertaining is his interview with People this week. The baller talks about what his kiddies thought when they saw their daddy on a billboard in his drawers. And he reveals his secret talent. Check out what he says below.
ON WHAT HIS SONS SAY ABOUT HIS UNDERWEAR ADS:
When they first saw them, they were like “Daddy, why are you in your underwear so everyone can see? They don’t mind. If they were older they’d be embarrassed, maybe.
ABOUT HAVING MORE KIDS:
We’d love to have more children. ‘Five would be a nice number to have. A little girl would be nice at some point but if we have two more boys, as long as they’re healthy, that’s the most important thing.
ON HIS SECRET TALENT:
I was very into art so maybe I would have become an artist of some kind. My children are always asking me to draw different things for them. The kids love Tigger and they also like me to draw Baloo out of The Jungle Book.
Ummm hello. What CAN’T David Beckham do?
Image Via Armani
Victoria And David Beckham Armani Ad 2009
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009
Victoria And David Beckham Armani Ad 2009: Oooo, can’t get enough of Becks and his woman Poshy in their scundies? Well, good gawd, they have a $35million deal with Emporio Armani, so ding dang dong if you aren’t going to see some scundurrific photos of the couple. And here’s yet another one.
And remember that mighty rope? Well, it’s back. I would have liked to see a Tarzan and Jane ad, but oh well. This will have to do.
On a side note Vicky B and David celebrate their TENTH wedding anniversary THIS Saturday.
Yummers. You likey this fantabulous Becks ad?
New David Beckham Armani Ad
Thursday, June 11th, 2009
Ummm, hello there David Beckham. Today at London’s Selfridges, Armani Exchange unveiled their brand spankin’ new advertisement featuring the handsome David Beckham.
Let’s just say a big fat mob of fans showed up to watch the unveiling of Beckham wrapped up in thick rope.
These tighty whities will be available for sale this coming fall. Until then, enjoy this lovely masterpiece.
Both Beckhams In Their Bedroom Attire.
Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
Now that we’ve seen both Vicky B. and the mouth-watering hotness that is David Beckham in individual ads sporting their scundies…why not do a joint ad? Hey, you KNEW it was coming.
So here it is. Giorgio Armani loves these two. And quite frankly, I do too.
Now that they made their presence known in England, the USA., the Beckhams can now thank Italy as they unveiled a giant billboard in central Milan today. Similar advertisements are expected to be rolled out across New York, LA, London, Rome, Paris and Tokyo. So, bitches, be prepared if you are driving along and bam, there’s David Beckham’s package right before your eyes. Stay focused. Keep your eyes on the road and control your breathing. In fact, it might be wise to keep a paper bag in your glove compartment at all times.
Some of you out there are rolling your eyes…I know you are…stop it, my loves…whether you love them or hate them, the Beckhams look fab. Admit it. People talk about them. Therefore, they are perfect icons for any advertising campaign.
Giorgio Armani Gets Posh In Her Panties.
Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
Remember those insecurities Posh said she had about being scantily clad? Posh has previously turned down offers of lingerie photo shoots after moaning she looks “really awful naked”. Well, apparently girl has gotten over herself as she follows in the footsteps of her hubby by stripping down to her skivvies for Giorgio Armani’s Spring/Summer campaign. Now, I’m not quite sure this ad will melt as many hearts as David’s did…but on a positive note…
It’s good to see that the camera added at least 20 pounds to her bod.
Posh Smiles!
Sunday, January 4th, 2009
Now that I’ve cried my eyes out over John Travolta’s deceased child…let’s move on to some happier news. This is a rare shot that only the best photographers in the world can snap…one that successfully cannot be altered. Usually a grumpy gus with a stern i-got-a-stick-up-my-booty grimace on her face, Victoria Beckham flashes her pearly whites every once in a blue moon. Catching this moment is a “money shot” in my book. You get the shot? I’ll send you a bag of Cheetos, pronto.
Usually a pencil skirt kind of girl, Posh shows she is not completely obsessed with the British school teacher look by donning a gown with a pouf. And what a nice Dolce and Gabana pouf that is! Posh worked her frock on the red carpet of Dubai when she accompanied husband David to an AC Milan dinner party last night.
While Vicky looked glamorous, David looked dressed down. But, hey, we’ll appreciate that. He could be wearing a banana peel costume and still look mighty scrumptious.
Image Source: Reuters
Becks Is In Deep Doo Doo With Posh.
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008
David Hottie Beckham is in the dog house. Again. Posh said NO MORE INK on her hubby’s already heavily-inked bod and Becks said “whatever beotch, I do what I want”. Ohhhhhh snap. So, what’s the big deal?
A source said, “Victoria doesn’t think David should have any more tattoos and tried to stop him having another. She likes them but wants a bit of his skin to be left, but David went ahead with it anyway.”
Oh oh. So what did he get tatted on his arm this time? Well…
The new design was created by Beckham’s regular artist Louis Malloy – is a Hebrew translation of ‘My son, do not forget my teaching but keep my commands in your heart.’
It accompanies another Hebrew phrase on the same arm which reads: ‘I am my beloved and my beloved is mine’.
Me likey the tattoos. Yummers. Posh will get over it. At least he’s keeping it spiritual and not putting a Los Angeles Laker girl on his arm in memory of his eye-wandering year. Right? I’m telling ya…it could be worse, Poshy.
Image Source: Getty Images
