Eva Longoria usually always looks put together quite fabulously. For the SAG awards last night, Eva wore a peachy colored gown and a 40’s-style inspired hair ‘do. Are you digging Eva’s ensemble?
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Eva Longoria usually always looks put together quite fabulously. For the SAG awards last night, Eva wore a peachy colored gown and a 40’s-style inspired hair ‘do. Are you digging Eva’s ensemble?
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The Pre-Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria was well…oddly enough…pretty damn desperate!
As we all sit on the edge of our seats nibbling our nails for the new season of Desperate Housewives to premiere, we have been bombarded with rumors and news that really makes us wonder if it is just pure hype.
Conveniently enough racy photos have magically appeared of Eva Longoria on the internet.
According to a source, The “Desperate” star posed for a racy underwear campaign seven years ago when she was a struggling actress eager for her big Hollywood break.
The recently unearthed pictures show the 31-year-old in a series of barely there ensembles and at one point she is sprawled seductively across an animal print chair wearing underwear and PVC boots.
Oh how scandalous! I guess my thought is at least she IS wearing underwear AND selling underwear here and not some Carl*cough* Jr’s hamburger.
Eva Longoria is usually one of the better dressed females in Hollywood. However, lately she’s been slackin’. Either girlfriend is seriously depressed and is finding a friend in cookies, cake, ice cream, and cupcakes or she’s preggers. I am guessing the latter.
Eva was ordered by her TV bosses to put on some pounds for her role as character Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives, who will be shown as a frumpy mother-of-two in the forthcoming series.
But, that doesn’t mean she needs to play the part in real life too, does it?
Nope. I’m suspecting there IS a baby on board.
Nope, not in the barber shop either. Hmmm…
Eva Longoria left her somewhat fashionable style back in the church she got married in last July. Since her marriage to Tony Parker, Eva has been lost fashionably. She needs to go BACK to that church and pick that style back up and put it in her pocket, PRONTO!
Having a stylin’ pal like Victoria Beckham doesn’t help either. Rather than trying to “copy” Victoria’s style, Eva “borrows” a couple of Victoria’s ideas and adds her own twist of fashion to create one big fashion nightmare.
Eva, PLEASE! We are begging you! Go back to the church!!! Get that style back and start dressing like you did before, ‘cuz right now you are looking HIDEOUS!
Apparently Eva Longoria hasn’t quite learned what being a celebrity entails. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, girlfriend!
First of all, if you are going to engage in some canoodling and rolling around together in Central Park, people ARE going to look. Then, noticing that it is Eva Longoria and Tony Parker PDA-ing up is just an added bonus for photographers! Cha-ching!
That is the price you pay for stardom, my friends!
Eva’s been the face of Magnum ice cream since August of 2007. Eva indulging in chocolate-ey, rich and creamy Magnum ice cream on a stick…now you’d buy some Magnum, wouldn’t you?
Ummm…I’ve heard of the show, Magnum PI with old fart Tom Selleck (when he used to be kind of cute)…and isn’t there a Magnum condom? I could be wrong, but it sounds like it could be the name of a condom brand. Ehhh.
Funny I haven’t heard of Magnum ice cream before. Â Apparently their advertising dollars are being well spent!
Now, maybe put Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini holding some Magnum ice cream and people would buy some themselves a truckload of Magnum!
What?! Wouldn’t you? I’m sure JLove would accept the Magnum endorsement deal!
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