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Shauna Sand Sex Tape Exposed By Vivid Entertainment?

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

I don’t like to speak of attention whores too often (yes my booty sis is an exception), but this chick really takes the cake. Shauna Sand is a hot mess with a purpose. Her existence revolves around looking as fake as possible and cashing in on her plasticity. Pam Anderson wanna-be, y’all? Pffft, but at least Pammy can act! That Baywatch shiznit should have won an Emmy.

Anyinflatedtatasandsmoochers, what better way to garner some attention than to engage in a sex tape and make sure it gets released? Bitches, I introduce you to Shauna Sand. One.brilliant.beotch.

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Tags: sex tape, Shauna Sand
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Debbie Harry Rolls Back The Years.

Monday, January 12th, 2009

No wonder why we haven’t seen much of rocker granny Debbie Harry lately. Girlfriend has been a busy little bee making use of her holiday gift cards at the plastic surgery office of Joan Rivers and Priscilla Presley’s face and body shapers.

Just two years ago, Miss Harry was looking grannylicious…definitely showing all of her sixty-three years of life. But now? Wow. Freshly-tightened faced Debbie attended a tribute to the late fashion designer Stephen Sprouse a few days ago and to much surprise, Debbie came out to perform a mini-concert looking expressionless, yet sexy. Who cares if you can’t smile…as long as you look hot, right?

Would you have guessed Miss Harry to be 63 freakin’ years old?

Image Source: Wire Image

Tags: Debbie Harry, Joan Rivers, music, plastic surgery, Priscilla Presley, Stephen Sprouse, tribute
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From Reality Star To Author?

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Lauren Conrad is going to make the most of her “reality” stardom by cashing in on a book deal. That’s right! Lauren has just landed a deal with Harper Collins to pen a 3-book series based on her own transformation from regular California teen to celebrity darling, Harper Collins has announced.

Be it known that this series will be a FICTIONAL account of her life because we supposedly already know the “real” happenings of her day-to-day life. The Hills IS REAL, after all.

Who knew that Lauren was such a great writer?

Well, apparently Lauren has started working on her first book and it will be ready for release in the summer of 2009. I wonder if there will be a movie to follow?

Tags: California, celebrity, fiction, Harper Collins, Lauren Conrad, MTV, reality television, The Hills
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Bridgitte Nielsen Gets Sucked!

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Ok, people get your head OUT of the gutters. It’s NOT what you are thinking for gawd’s sake.

Bridgitte Nielsen is an old bag and an attention whore. She proved that is true by stooping to the lowest of low and got a boob job live on television. And, if that wasn’t enough, Bridgitte went ahead and got liposuction as well!

The sad part here is that 2 MILLION GERMAN viewers tuned in to watch this hot mess get her surgeries done! Come ON people! I would have much rather watched re-runs of Full House and you all know how much I adore Bob Saget and Dave Coulier. Errm. Not.

Now, if Flava Flav would have showed up, THAT would have been worth tuning into. I absolutely LOVED the show “Strange Love”. Has that made it to DVD yet?

Let’s HOPE this hot mess doesn’t do anymore reality shows.

Tags: boob job, Bridgitte Nielsen, DVD, Flava Flav, german television, liposuction, Strange Love, television
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Paris Promotes Fake Hair.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Paris is taking a little time to promote her fake hair here in the States.Â Â In case you didn’t know, Paris’s latest business venture is a hair extension line called Clipin-Go by Paris Hilton.Â This lineÂ will be available only through Sally Beauty Supply stores.Â Sally must be a tad on the desperate side!

All I have to say is watch out Ken Paves and Jessica Simpson! Paris is your newest competitor!

Tags: David Letterman, extensions, fashion, hair, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton
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TV’s Most Annoying Stars.

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

On May 1st, TV Guide’s Sexiest Stars of television showed up to get their party on at Katsuya in Los Angeles.Â Okay, I don’t know who selects the Sexiest Stars of television, but whoever did sure did get it wrong!

This year’s judges had to be a group of dirty old men in their 80’s, blinder than bats and wearing Depends. I mean, for pete’s sake, Jennifer Love Twitt was named TV’s Sexiest.Â I wonder how much she had to shell out to these old men to select her!Â

Looking at the list of who was selected, it should have been renamed television’s most ANNOYING stars.

And, this picture says it all. I’m not sure who is more annoying, Jennifer Mouse Hewitt or frozen face-plump-lipped Lisa Rinna. Not much can be said about Lisa’s cheesy husband Harry Hamlin either.Â He’s got to be the corniest guy out there!

I’m sure they spent most of the night laughing and basking in their annoying-ness, er, um…sexiness.

Congrats!

Tags: Harry Hamline, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lisa Rinna, TV Guide
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Another One On the Way?

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Will Zac and Vanessa make it through another year of show-mance, I mean romance? They sure could if they both come back for High School Musical 4 that is being written and in the works right now! Sources say that producers would love if all cast members came back for 4, but they do not think that will happen.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have said in several interviews that they are ready to move on from High School Musical. In January, Efron told MTV, â€œThis is the legacy that we leave. I think it’s going to be a good way to go out with a bang.”

Zac and Vanessa, will they stay or will they go?

And, if one stays and one goes, will their romance continue or will it end? Things that make you go hmmm…

Tags: Disney, High School Musical, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron
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