Ashton Kutcher may be the king of Twitter. But, what about the king of Tooter? And should this be a question we should we be posing to Demi Moore, the woman who shares a bed with the actor?
Well, SNL released an exclusive bit that the king of Twitter, Ashton Kutcher, did about Tooter. So what exactly is Tooter? Check out the SNL Tooter video after the jump to find out.
You don’t understand Mariah Carey’s personality? Well, maybe it is about time you do. Home girl isn’t as “stuffy” as you think she may be. Let’s just forget about MC’s famously slurred speech at the Palm Springs Film Festival for a hot minute. Check out Mariah Carey’s prank call to her hubby Nick Cannon. Effing hilarious audio below.
In an effort to un-douche himself, Jon Gosselin takes part in a Funny or Die skit that has him making fun of himself as he says goodbye to his douche-like image, his Ed Hardy pimp wear, nightclubs and bikini-clad blonds. Watch the Jon Gosselin Funny or Die video after the jump.
So much for her relationship with her agent Jason Trawick! The Cheetostar has taken a different route to dating these days or so says the NY Daily News. In an effort to spice up her love life, the Cheetostar has licked off the crumbs from her paws and dug them into some modeling agency magazines?
Hold onto your horses, bitches! Britney’s cotton pony is ON the loose!
Ummm….well….what else could it be…silly string???
All you praising Ben Affleck’s parenting skills better step back and rethink your saint-like thoughts. Ben Affleck has some issues.
Why do I say this, you ask? Well, sit your booty down and listen up. On a recent restaurant outing with his beloved Violet, Ben’s true colors were exposed. Ok, so Benny took his little Violet flower out for a Mexican meal, when Violet had an accident. She accidentally spilled BOTH of their meals on their laps, which resulted in Benny to swear…in German.
Now, while Ben may have thought that swearing in a foreign language would prompt Violet to be unaware of his use of foul words, the unbelievable happened.
Affleck explains, “All the food is coming, spilling towards me. And I go, ‘Shhhhh… and I turn it around and say ’sheisse’. Why I came up with that word, I don’t know, I have not even been to Germany, but I guess that’s a German swear word in my subconscious…I thought, ‘I’ve averted disaster.’ I look over at her and she says, ‘What’s sheisse? Why did you say sheisse?’ I said, ‘It’s just a bad word, and we don’t say that.’ As soon as I told her it was a bad word, I was like, ‘You idiot.’ So she just goes, sheisse, sheisse, sheisse, sheisse, over and over again. It turned into a total nightmare for me. My daughter’s swearing in German.”
Yeah, smooth move Benny.
Despite dying from cancer, UK reality star Jade Goody is managing to maintain her lively spirit. Rumor has it that Jade told her mama to go get her big fat gap in her teeth fixed. Jade wants her mama to look smokin’ for her funeral, not like a frickin’ hick with a piece of grass hanging outta her mouth.
Jade is even said to have shelled out some bucks for her mama to fix that shiz ASAP.
One pal said, “Jade wants Jackiey to look amazing — she’s been having a good laugh about it all. She’s been going on at her mom to get her tooth fixed for more than a year — and said she had to get on with it as she wants her to look her best for the funeral.”
Mama better get that shiz fixed! Gotta love that Jade hasn’t lost her spunky-ness.
Kanye West and 88-Keys go geriatric on our booties for a very interesting video for Key’s first single.
HIGHlarious.
Fierce or flop?
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