When your music sucks and you fall flat on your butt during a comeback performance, that’s a problem. When the “ass”et that gave you an edge over other pop stars has become deflated, that is also a problem. So what does a lame actress/singer have to do to get her butt back in the game (besides start eating some deep fat fried foods)? Well, Jennifer Lopez has turned to one of the hit television shows to revamp her career. Jennifer Lopez on Glee? Yeppers.
Many peeps are talking about Jennifer Lopez’s New Year’s outfit she managed to squeeze onto those curves last night. And yes, she’s still got ‘em! While you may or may not like her lovely little bodysuit, she has succeeded in getting y’all talking! Lopez is no stranger in getting peeps to talk about her choice in ensembles.
J. Lo emerged back into the spotlight sportin’ the rocks that she’s got and proving that she’s still got that hooker fashion sense in her blood.
Jen appeared at a promotional event for Samantha Thavasa handbags in Tokyo looking younger, thinner and less bootylicious than usual. Also note the new fringe-bang hair style.
Are you liking J.Lo’s new look or is it a bit trashtastic?
Valentine’s Day was supposed to be a tragic one for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony…at least per cyberspace rumors. But dammit, the marriage of J.Lo and Skeletor was not taken down on Valentine’s Day. Instead, last night, Madison Square Garden was full of love, fake smiles and kiddies when Skeletor ended his concert. J.Lo, her booty and their twinsies hit up the stage for a sweet Valentine’s Day reunion. Earlier in the evening, J.Lo and her skinny man went out for din din to celebrate their love for each other.
While there may have been trouble in paradise, the duo showed no signs last night! What do you think? Will these two stay married for much longer?
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“Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced. That’s crazy. It just didn’t go with the dress.”
J.Lo, On The Case Of The Missing Wedding Ring
Now usually I don’t comment on the Quote Of The Week entries, but this time I couldn’t resist.
Apparently her symbol of love for Skeletor doesn’t match a neutral color like white, either? Whatever, beotch. I’m not buying what you’re selling.
Jennifer Lopez may not be a world class actress, but girlfriend can put on a show! The rumors were swirling earlier this week that the once bootylicious mama and her skinny minnie hubby’s (Marc Anthony) marriage is on the brink of destruction.
In fact, the New York Daily News reported that Jennifer and Marc were planning to make a divorce announcement after Marc’s concert at NYC’s Madison Square Garden on Valentine’s Day. Jennifer’s publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, denied this rumor, saying, “There is no merit to the article.”
Now if that isn’t a corny way to end a marriage I don’t know what is. Sure J.Lo has had some corny roles (i.e. the maid in Manhattan) that she has played in her acting career, but I would at least hope she wouldn’t stoop to a Valentine’s-Day-of-destruction level of corny-ness. Ummm…CORNY!
Putting the rumors to rest, J. Lo and her man made a unionized appearance in Puerto Rico to celebrate the inauguration of Luis Fortuno as the new governor of Puerto Rico at the Capitol Building.
And looky, my friends, Jen is brushing a piece of hair out of her face. Pfffft. Yes, yes, yes Jen. We see the big blingin’ wedding ring.
Click after the jump for more pics of the couple at the inauguration.
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Jennifer Lopez, formerly known as the booty queen, arrived to Brad Pitt’s “The Case Of Benjamin Button” premiere looking saucy, flat-butted, and collagen-injected. I must admit J.Lo’s figure is looking fit and fabulous, but what the deuce is up with her face? Girlfriend needs to get rid of that Zoolander stare and icks-nay on the rout-tay out-pay. (Translation: Her lips look hideous.)
Click after the jump for more pics of J.Lo at the premiere.
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