Those K-Fat and OverFed jokes obviously did some damn good. You can thank me, Mr. Kevin Federline. Apparently K-Fed took those jokes of deep fat fried and jelly belly roly poly comments to heart because I’m darn tootin’ if he didn’t get his big bootay into the gym to slim down his bod. HOLLA!
For his upcoming reality show, OverFed is planning to shed some pounds that hopefully will bring him down to a Double XL, double whopper with extra mayo light on the cheese, large fry and a diet coke. And, we can see it in his face. OverFed is becoming a changed man with a plan.
Errrbody, you better be sitting down for this. The Overfed, KFat, FattyFed, FriedchickenpizzagobblinMickeyPooPoolicking rollingroundingreasylardlovinmakeitadoubledeepfatfrieddough boy jokes have gotta stop. Kevin Federline is sick of this fatty boe batty shiznit. He told me so. Ok, so maybe he didn’t tell me personally, but I can see it in his almond chocolate shaped eyes. Overfed is tired of the tight pants and the chub hanging over his triple XL shorts. Damn it, already! Ughhhh…
Ok, ok…in all seriousness, TMZ is reporting that Federline has signed on to do the next season of Celebrity Fit Club. Praise the fried chicken gawds of America.
We all know that Kevin Federline has been hitting up Mickey D’s one too many times per week. Ok, so we don’t really know his fast food joint of choice, but we do know OverFed is large and in charge.
And while we know a reality show is already in the works (why we want to see OverFed chowing down on burgers and pizza and hardcore boozin’ is beyond me), could there possibly be a weight loss program knocking on Kev Kev’s door?
A spokesperson for EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance) says, “Yes, we’re trying to do a deal with him, but nothing has been confirmed yet.”
You mean over $2 million hasn’t convinced OverFed to take the burger outta his mouth?
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Ummm, I totally know what you are thinking. And no, Kevin Federline is NOT pregnant. He’s just pleasantly plump and a tad overweight. At a golf event in California on Monday, OverFed was in attendance and appeared to be happy as a lark. But, IS he really happy? OverFed should be spending some of his $5,000 a week from Brit Brit on Jenny Craig rather than Mickey D’s for him and the kiddies. I’m just sayin’.
Other E-list celebrities in attendance included Verne Troyer, Frankie Delgado and Josh Henderson.
Oh and you can’t forget Federline’s girlfriend Vicky P. She was also in tow and enjoyed sipping on screw drivers and smoking cigarettes with her large-and-in-charge man. Awwww how romantic.
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Well it is about damn time Overfed starts thinking about losing a few pounds. Since his 2006 split with the Cheetostar, Kevin Federline’s trim country bumpkin figure has gained at least an extra 50 pounds of pure flubby chubawub.
But now after indulging in all the Krispy Kreme donuts and greasy country fried chicken, Overfed is ready to hit the gym.
Overfed’s close pal says, “Kevin never was a gym bunny – he stayed in shape by dancing. He’s desperate to slim down, so he’s back at it three hours a day.”
Over-Fed may be forced to put down the bags of chips and the greasy chicken wings. It’s time to unpack those pounds and get paid for it! Since last year, K-Fed transformed into Over-Fed when he packed on more than FORTY freakin’ pounds of chub and bub. Hubba, Hubba!
According to one of Over-Fed’s pals, Nutrisystem has offered him a big fat deal to shed that jiggly with the NutriSystem Men’s Plan program. “Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money. He’s seriously thinking it over.”
However, Over-Fed’s rep denies that Over-Fed is going to work for NutriSystem. Why work when you’ve got the Cheetostar dishing out FIVE G weekly to your bank roll? And besides…with the jiggly and the wiggly, there is more for Vicky P to love, roll on and cook steaks on…right???? Sizzzzle!!!!!
There have been many rumors that the Cheetostar and OverFed have been hooking up on this whacked out “Circus” tour. There must be something about being paid $5,000 a week, babysitting the kids and watching Brit Brit talk about her pussy hanging out on stage or flipping the bird at her fans that gets OverFed all riled up and rarin’ to go. Strange, I know.
However, all these hookup rumors may be just hormones flaring up because didn’t Brit Brit serve up her vadge to that other dancer dude on her tour? Yeah, that’s probably what set OverFed off because apparently home boy wants OFF the tour.
The deal may be that Tater Tot and Small Fry would be on the tour if and only if OverFed was along for the ride, but rumor has it that OverFed is getting pissed.
An insider tells OK!, “He didn’t sign up to be the babysitter so she could party. The idea was to accommodate Britney’s alleged desire to continue seeing the boys on her regular schedule.”
After hearing about the Cheetostar’s March 20th hookup with her dancer, Chase Benz, in a club bathroom, OverFed has had enough!
“He wants out of this arrangement and he’ll go back into court to get it changed if he has to. They had a huge argument, with Kevin yelling at Britney that he’s done and taking the boys home.” Ohhhh, snap!
So is OverFed just upset, jealous or hungry?
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