It’s been awhile since we’ve heard about the upcoming Sex and The City flick, but sources are saying that Katie Holmes has been approached for a role in the saucy movie. Yes, Scientol-Tom’s wifey.
A source says, “The character they want her to play is a really ballsy, high-powered company executive who tangles with Samantha.” Filming for the flick is said to begin this fall. The question is, will Scientol-Tom allow this?
And wait…is there singing and dancing in this new movie?
Katie Holmes So You Think You Can Dance YouTube Video
Katie Holmes I am sure has been practicing this little ditty day in and day out in the basement of Scientol Tom’s castle. So, for her to erupt onto the So You Think You Can Dance stage to get all sassy frassy was a bit of a shocker for me, anyhow. To celebrate SYTYCD’s 100th episode, Katie Holmes performed a song and dance tribute to Judy Garland.
About the performance, Holmes says, “This is an homage to Judy Garland and I am very excited about it. I like to sing and dance so it is really fun.”
So, after watching this video, does Kate’s singing voice sound a bit like Nicole Kidman’s? And did she do Judy Garland justice?
Well, we know someone who didn’t appreciate Katie’s performance. Shanna Moakler tweets, “I am f—n INSULTED, Katie Holmes how dare you! I didn’t just grow up on musicals, I lived and breathed them, Oklahoma, Easter Parade, Family Band, don’t touch my legends! ur not worthy.”
Ohhhhh snap!
Hey look…it is mini-Wino! We kid…but you NEVER know! With parents like Scientol-Tom and Stepford Kate, it surely wouldn’t be surprising that baby Suri ends up with a ratty weave…sad to say it. AnyplacentastewfeastonSunday, Kate was seen picking up the soon-to-be-famous ballerina from a class in LA.
And wow….look at the matching rat’s nests! See, one step closer to being Winolicious! Yikes.
Well, dance lessons are fab and all, but rumor has it that Tommy is spending $1 million dolla dollas on French, Spanish, ballet, tap, modern dance, gymnastics and football lessons for the tot.
Hmmmmm…I definitely see a future train wreck if Suri’s parental unit don’t knock this shiznit off!
Stepford Kate is such a good BFF. When Vicky B. had issues with her MIL over babysitting arrangements, Stepford Kate took charge! After a fresh refueling of placenta stew you knew damn well Katie could be relied upon.
The Kate-ster was spotted out and about in Los Angeles with Suri and Posh’s two youngest Cruz and Romeo on a babysitting adventure!
Rumor has it that the reason for the last minute babysitting gig happened as a result of Vicky P. having to rush back from Milan last week. Apparently her MIL decided she wanted to go back home to London.
A source said, “Victoria had been house-hunting in Milan, but then Sandra decided she wanted to be at her daughter’s birthday, so Victoria had to fly back early. Sandra and Victoria had a row.”
Well, big props for Katie for saving the mudder focking day! YAY!
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Rumor has it that Tommy Cruise has infested Katie with a super and ever-so-magical spermination that will develop into a just as fantabulous being that Suri Cruise is. Is THAT even possible? Well, we believe the infestation, but to be even more magical than Suri is indeed debatable!
OK! magazine exclusively revealed the news of baby number two and guess what…Tom is OVER THE MOON with the news. And why wouldn’t he be “over the moon”? Being “over the moon” is frickin’ awesome.
Friends of the family told OK!, ”They are deliriously happy that Suri will be a big sister. They’ve always planned on expanding their family. They’re over the moon.”
Apparently Kate and Tom shared the news with only a small group of friends and family (one of which couldn’t keep a damn secret) as they prefer to wait until Katie is at least three months along before going public.
Will you be over the moon too once this little TomKat spawn graces us with its presence?
Katie Holmes has got herself some new locks of love, y’all! Pin ‘em in and go, bitches! Japan love themselves some Katie and Scientol-Tom and so, Katie changed it up for her peeps with some extensions and a fierce Vicky B. pout for the Japanese premiere of Valkyrie. So now that she’s debuted her new ‘do, does Katie have something else up her sleeve? Mmm hmmm. Apparently, Suri is an inspiration to the Kate-ster for fashion and so, a kiddy fashion line is in the works.
Katie told Glamour magazine, “Jeanne Yang and I have been working together. We started about a year ago, sketching different things, trying to find comfortable clothing for our daughters that is also pretty and cute. … We both grew up with mothers who sewed. We just started, and we’ve played around with doing things for women as well.”
Be prepared for the Placenta Stew line coming to a department store near you! Cute enough you’ll want to eat it right up!
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You Japanese folk are pretty damn lucky today. TomKat has landed in YOUR city. HOLLA! Scientol-Tom, Kate and Suri landed at the Narita International Airport today sporting smiles and waves as they were greeted by screaming fans. Suri looked like she had about had it as she held her blanket and dropped her head on her mamasita’s shoulder.
Scientol-Tom was not a stranger as he entered the airport as he immediately began signing autographs, posing for pictures and flashing that mega-watt grin. Although, it appears he may have forgotten to brush his teeth after that healthy portion of placenta stew. Oh well…we’ll forgive Scientol-Tom this time.
Click after the jump for more fabulous photos of the happy family’s airport appearance.
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When you’re married to Scientol-Tom, crazy things happen…unexpected things happen…and this month was like no other as Katie’s mug smiles on THREE (yep, three) Glamour magazine covers. WHAATT?! So why is LiLo pissed? Well…
A source close to Lindsay said, “(Lohan) did this big Madonna-themed photo shoot and she was totally under the impression it would be the cover. Her Marilyn Monroe shoot for New York Magazine seemed to make her relevant when she did it, she thought the same would happen this time. Only she wasn’t on the cover, Katie [Holmes] was, and she’s mad at her now.” Maybe LiLo should have married Tommy? HA!
Anystew, Katie opens up about life as Mrs. Scientol-Tom in a berry special 70th anniversary edition of U.S. Glamour magazine. My favorite part of the Kate-ster’s interview is when she reveals that she hasn’t quite mastered Tom’s placenta stew recipe yet. pasta carbonara=code words for placenta stew
“I don’t really cook that much – eventually I will. I do make cupcakes. And [Tom] makes his pasta carbonara for me. He knows exactly how to do it: a pinch of this, a pinch of that. He has a recipe, but he also kind of [improvises] by himself. You have to do the egg at a certain time. He did it once when we were camping. I did everything I could to get here, and when I met Tom, I knew in an instant that we were going to be together, that we were going to get married.”
Katie also mentioned that her and Tom love to drill into Suri’s little head that her mama and daddy are annoyingly famous.
“If Tom or I are on TV, we’ll watch it. And when we were in New York, we would see a lot of Valkyrie posters. She goes, “Look! There’s Valkyrie movie!”"
I’m afraid there is no hope for Suri. She’s doomed.
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