Yeah so Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato are officially sucking face, playing tonsil hockey..whatever crazy kids call it these days. And well, it is a dream romance match made in the world of Disney. Thirty-second-over-the-phone-dumper Joe Jonas is officially off the market once again. But instead of a too-good-for-him actress, Joe has paired himself up with one of Disney’s pop princesses…Demi Lovato. Now this beotch is sweet, innocent and extremely talented, so if Mr. Joe breaks this chick’s heart, Imma track his butt down and tell him the why’s and what fors.
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Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato are sucking face
Monday, March 15th, 2010George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis to marry?
Monday, January 18th, 2010Could it be that one of the most notable playboys may actually settle down? The longer George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis date, the closer we believe an engagement may ensue. So, will Clooney ever marry? Last night at the Golden Globes, Georgie showed off his woman and made it a point to make her feel special. He even may have hinted (during a red carpet interview) at a future with this chick. Hmmmm.
Marilyn Manson Without Makeup: Back With Evan Rachel Wood
Friday, December 4th, 2009
The young and beautiful Evan Rachel Wood has gone back to her papasito…errr…her ex-boyfriend…creature of the night greasy-haired Marilyn Manson. All those in between relationships for Wood must have not been all that because she has fallen right back into the arms of the man with the white powdered face. Read more about the reunion here.
Emmy Rossum and Adam Duritz Met On Twitter
Friday, November 13th, 2009Emmy Rossum and Adam Duritz met on Twitter and so far things are going fabulously.
Ahhh, online celebrity lovers. Who’d have thought? While Twitter seems to be THE place for celebrities to voice their opinions, announce their new loves, losses, baby’s births and starting fights, it can now add matchmaker to its many uses.
About her new love Rossum says, “I was on tour with the band this summer. They invited me actually on Twitter. That’s how we met – on a dare. They dared me to come sing with them a song that I’d never sung before … So I ended up on tour with the band, and it was very, very fun.”
And the rest is history…for now. Until they marry, have kids, then divorce and go through a nasty custody battle that leaves Duritz high and dry and Rossum turning into some bad ass mama who ends up posting for Playboy and…
Ok whatever. We’ll see what happens. The point is, is that Twitter just may be the next Match.com.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Holding Hands (Photo)
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are holding hands! Ooooo weeee! So much for those “single” rumors. Pattinson and Stewart have been busted. And it was only a matter of time. You can tell this is a genuine photo. I mean, look at that big fat smile on Pattinson’s face. He looks clean. Not greasy. He looks fresh. He looks happy and in love. And K Stew? She looks NOT bitchy!
Britney and Jason Trawick’s Date Night
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009Lynne Spears may slowly but surely be getting her dream to come true. It seems the more Brit Brit and Jason Trawick spend more time together, the happier everyone becomes. Awww. Read more about Britney and Jason Trawick’s date night after the jump.
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner Heat Up The LA Staples Center
Monday, October 26th, 2009Woot, woot! If you thought that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner’s pug snouts were not attracted to each other, you were wrong! With a little bit of love and tenderness, the two Taylor’s enjoyed a hockey game together last night at the LA Staples Center. Read more after the jump.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s “Wild” Night In Vancouver
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Are they on or are they off? And do we really care? Yeah, I care dammit. And reason being is pretty much because Jessica Biel annoys the hell outta me. She’s one of those snooty beotches that sits on the toilet with the door wide open when she drops the kiddos off at the pool because she REALLY believes her shiznit does not stink! So with that being said…
As rumors were swirling that the two year or so courtship of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel was possibly dunzo, I held a big fat party celebrating Timbersnake’s once-again bachelorhood. But, J-Tizzle went ahead and instead of confirming these rumors, booked a flight to Canada to meet up with Biel.

























