In not-so-shocking Madge and Baby Jesus news, it seems as if Madge is looking to keep Jesus closer than ever. No, they aren’t moving in together, but…Madge is said to be dishing out some dough for a million dollar New York apartment for her honey.
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Madonna Buying Jesus A Home?
Friday, October 9th, 2009Lady GaGa On SNL With Madonna (Video)
Sunday, October 4th, 2009
Eh…so the most ridonkulous Fame Kills tour may have been canceled, but Lady GaGa fans should have been satisfied last night on Saturday Night Live as the goofy Goo Goo took the stage with the Queen of Pop. Yes, Madge showed up. Click after the jump to see Madonna and GaGa face off in a very hilarious skit.
Giveaway: Win A Madonna T-Shirt!
Monday, September 28th, 2009Listen up here, my dahling peeps. It’s time for another contest and this time it’s all about Madge. Check out the deets below.
WHAT: What’s up for grabs, you ask? Well dahlings, we are offering up these Madge t-shirts to three lucky winners. Sizes include S, M, L and XL. One entry per mailing address, please.
WHY: In celebration (no pun intended) of Madge’s new album Celebration, we are offering YOU, my peeps, to enter and win a fabulous contest.
HOW: All you need to do is post your favorite Madonna song in the comments section of this post. Three random winners will be selected following the contest.
WHEN: The contest will end and the winners will be chosen on October 15th, 2009. If you are selected as a winner you will be notified by email, so please include a legit email address in your profile when you register.
Good Luck!
Check out the new TV spot for Madonna’s “Celebration” CD below! And don’t forget that Madge’s Ultimate Hits Collection is due out Tuesday, September 29th and features digitally remastered versions of “34 songs that changed the world” plus 2 brand new tracks (yes, including Celebration). The release will also be available as a single CD as well as a Premium Version which will include the Celebration Video Collection DVD!
Fan Contest: Create A Madonna Celebration Video
Saturday, September 19th, 2009
Madge fans, you have the chance to show the Queen of Pop what you’ve got. Sure, the original “Celebration” video may feature her boy toy Jesus showing off his abs and her kiddo Lourdes, but the new version features REAL, live, normal, Madgerific fans.
Madge Fall Down Go Boom: Madonna Falls On Stage In Bulgaria
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
Let’s face it. Madge is fifty effing years old. That is ancient in entertainment industry years and she certainly isn’t getting any younger, although she is sure trying to fool us all with the “mommy-mommy-my-pony-tail-is-too-tight face” these days. Now even though the hip gyrator has a pretty intense workout regimen, home girl is lying to herself if she is going to perform shows like a freakin’ teeny booper/twenty-something. Last night in Bulgaria, Madge fell down and went boom boom.
Madonna Celebration Cover And Video: Madonna Celebration Track Listing
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009
Nothing like some new Madge to brighten your day. Today we get a double whammy as not only do we get to see the brand spankin’ new Celebration video, but the Madonna Celebration track listing has also been revealed.
And let me tell you, the video is a raunchy one at that…the kind of raunchy that only this 51-year-old could get away with without looking like trailer trash. In fact, there are a lot of seductive moves with some crotch grabs that include Madge’s young honey, model Jesus Luz. Mmmhmmm. In addition to Luz’s cameo, Madge’s daughter Lourdes makes a video appearance as a dancer.
You can download the ‘Celebration’ video free on iTunes until September 3, while the greatest hits album is due for release on September 29th.
Click after the jump to check out the Madonna Celebration album track listing.
Madonnas Arms
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009
Sure, Madge may be quite proud to show off her body that she spends hours sculpting on a daily basis. But, good grief, when your arms start looking like chicken legs and your veins look like onion strings, it’s time to take a break from the iron. Madonnas arms are no force to be reckoned with.
Taj Bailey, a Personal Training Manager at NYC’s Crunch Fitness says, “She is definitely training like an athlete. This is not your average workout. The veins mean she has more muscle density. She is solid muscle and is training, well, like me. This is years and years of hardcore training. A lot of weight activity, lots of reps, lots of cardio. It’s quick, intense daily workouts, probably 45 minutes or so. It takes extreme dieting too.”
Well, whatever Madge is doing, sure as heck isn’t making her look appealing by any means. What do you think of Madonnas arms?
Image Via Matrix
Jim Albright Madonna Sexy Phone Messages
Monday, July 27th, 2009
Jim Albright Madonna sexy phone messages are for sale! Twenty years ago Madge was wild as wild can be. And you may now have a chance to own some of Madge’s “wildness”. Forget the creepy veiny arms and hands that she sports now, back in the day, Madge was somewhat foxy and desirable.
So here’s the deal…as part of a big new Rock and Roll memorabilia auction, 17 minutes of erotic phone messages are up for grabs IF you have the extra ching to spare. Jim Albright was the owner of two micro-cassettes that have some pretty steamy sex talk from the Madge-ster.
Just how much money do you have to have to buy these tapes? Approximately $40,000, bitches! That equals a little more than $2,000 a minute.
Wowsers! Will you buy the Jim Albright Madonna sexy phone messages? We’re sure some sick old fart will!
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