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Victoria Beckham’s Modeling Pics from Back in the Day (Photos)

Monday, January 25th, 2010

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Before she was classy and a tad stiff-necked, Victoria Beckham, aka Vicky B., was a bit on the sassy and trashy side. We love it. Ok so before she became a Spice Girl AND before her snout job, she was trying to make it in the modeling industry. With these exclusive photos, we are surprised she has gotten as far as she has. C’mon, there’s nothing fabulous about these pics other than her apparent confidence.

Check out Victoria Beckham’s modeling pics from back in the day…after the jizzump.
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Victoria Beckham Needs A Cheeseburger

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

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and a milkshake. I feel like I’ve talked about this before sometime in the past. Deja vu, perhaps? Ehhhh….

While we have been talking about Overfed heading his flabby booty over to Celebrity Fit Club (and he is our pick to win, by the way), Victoria Beckham should be inheriting the rolls that peel off of KFed’s tush to be used for a bit of cushion and protection. Vicky B. needs that chub…desperately. The way she is appearing now is skeletal and downright scary.

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Victoria And David Beckham Armani Ad 2009

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

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Victoria And David Beckham Armani Ad 2009: Oooo, can’t get enough of Becks and his woman Poshy in their scundies? Well, good gawd, they have a $35million deal with Emporio Armani, so ding dang dong if you aren’t going to see some scundurrific photos of the couple. And here’s yet another one.

And remember that mighty rope? Well, it’s back. I would have liked to see a Tarzan and Jane ad, but oh well. This will have to do.

On a side note Vicky B and David celebrate their TENTH wedding anniversary THIS Saturday.

Yummers. You likey this fantabulous Becks ad?

Being A Skinny Bitch Ain’t Easy

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

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When David Beckham revealed his packaged bump for Emporio Armani, women AND men went bananas. Then when Posh dropped her robe for Emprorio alongside her husband, peeps went ummmm…what?! Now we finally get to hear what exactly went through Posh’s head when she joined her hubby on the ad set for Emporio.

Posh tells Hello magazine, “When David and I got to the first shoot we were both standing in our bathrobes, looking at each other and saying, ‘Okay, who’s going to drop their dressing gown first?’ It can be a little intimidating standing half-naked in a studio full of strangers, so it’s good to have the support of each other, reassuring and encouraging one another. David is always incredibly supportive of everything I do.”

Apparently the Emporio ads whipped Posh right into shape…like she needed to.

She says, “I never used to go to the gym before working with Armani – but if you’re going to be photographed in your bra and knickers you want to look as good as you can. I started running four to five miles every day, and focused on eating healthily. I really like having something to work towards, so I actually enjoyed the whole process. David was working out a lot as well, so we motivated each other. It was fun. I still work out every day. I drop the kids at school, and from the school I go to the gym and do the miles on the treadmill.

“After that I start work, and there’s enough time to work before doing the school pick-up. It all works out really well. I have worked hard, and if you are going to agree to be photographed in underwear you have to put the hours in, so when you turn up on the day and take off your robe you feel confident that you can do the job. As a 35-year-old mother of three, I’m looking okay.”

Mmmhmm.

The One Style Trend I Was Hoping Wouldn’t Come Back

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

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Well, bitches, it looks like Vicky B. got herself some new jeans. Ummm, yeah. I’m loving the denim wash. Oh, and the sunglasses are fierce. There is just one small issue I have with this ensemble. Can you guess what it is? Think 1980’s.

The 80’s pretty much rocked musically, but fashion-wise, I could live without some of the fashion trends that were born. The most hideous 80’s trend in my book? Yep, the shoulder pads. What do you think…HOT or NOT?

Fanny pack please?

Image Source: BPP

Katie Holmes Gives Posh A Run For Her Money

Friday, February 6th, 2009

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Victoria Beckham better watch her short spiky gelled mop top because Katie Holmes is about to bump Vicky B.’s fierceness straight to Placenta-stewville to be eaten along with all the other spirits Katie and Scient-tol Tom have stolen. With additional ads for Miu Miu campaign just released, it is obvious Katie has been practicing her crabby face. I must admit…there is still work to be done. Kate still has a small smirk on her face that needs to be wiped right off. Many say that Katie is taking a few fierceness classes from her on-again BFF Posh Beckham. Personally, I think that is a big bag of bologna and I’m not buying it.

So who do you think looks more miserable…Poshy B. or Kate Kate? Personally, I think Poshy still has Katie beat but only by a wee wee bit…however my theory is, the longer Katie stays with Scient-tol Tom, the more fierce her crabby face will be! Don’t ya think?

Previous Miu Miu models include French singer/actress Vanessa Paradis, Kristen Dunst, Lindsay Lohan, Drew Barrymore and Chloe Sevigny.

Click after the jump for more fierceness a la Katie Holmes.
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Catherine Zeta Is Jones’n To Be Like Posh.

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

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Well, I’m not quite sure if Catherine Zeta-Jones got the memo I sent yesterday regarding a little ditty by Aerosmith called “Dream On”. (One of my faves on Guitar Hero, I must add) Yeah, that’s what I say to Catherine’s new goal of trying to walk in heels taller than one inch. “Dream on, beotch!” This photo has caused me quite a cause for concern…not only for her welfare, but her geriatric husband’s.

Girlfriend needs to realize she is NOT fierce like Poshy Beckham. Plus, you need to consider that your saggy salty balled senior citizen hubby obviously is bothered by arthritic limbs requiring him to hold your booty up on heels that are too damn big for you. That is dangerous. And, that concerns me. I guarantee you that when CZJ and Mikey got home that night, there was a serious Ben-Gay rub down that only a Ben-Gay investor could appreciate.

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MORAL OF THE STORY: Walk in heels you can manage. You can try but to no avail you will need to come to grips that just because Poshy can, doesn’t mean you can. The end.

Image Source: Splash

Both Beckhams In Their Bedroom Attire.

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

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Now that we’ve seen both Vicky B. and the mouth-watering hotness that is David Beckham in individual ads sporting their scundies…why not do a joint ad? Hey, you KNEW it was coming.

So here it is. Giorgio Armani loves these two. And quite frankly, I do too.

Now that they made their presence known in England, the USA., the Beckhams can now thank Italy as they unveiled a giant billboard in central Milan today. Similar advertisements are expected to be rolled out across New York, LA, London, Rome, Paris and Tokyo. So, bitches, be prepared if you are driving along and bam, there’s David Beckham’s package right before your eyes. Stay focused. Keep your eyes on the road and control your breathing. In fact, it might be wise to keep a paper bag in your glove compartment at all times.

Some of you out there are rolling your eyes…I know you are…stop it, my loves…whether you love them or hate them, the Beckhams look fab. Admit it. People talk about them. Therefore, they are perfect icons for any advertising campaign.


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