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Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Need Rehab!

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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For those of you beotches thinking LiLo needs rehab, you need to step back and reevaluate. In fact, check yourself before you wreck yourself. LiLo is fine! Fine, I say! Seriously, take a look at her eyes as she strolled out of a New York museum party last night. Squinty…not completely closed, yet functional.

Look at the way she grabs onto the fence to maintain her balance as she stumbles out of the bash smiling she graciously as the paps take her photo. And bonus…we don’t know for sure whether she is hiding her fire crotch behind a pair of granny panties, a thong or is going straight up commando.

In her eyes, she’s still relevant. In our eyes, she’s a hot mess but not as a hot mess as she once was?

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Tags: Lindsay Lohan, rehab
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Brody Jenner Twitter: Brody Jenner’s Girlfriend Jayde Nicole Gets Punched By Joe Francis!

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Oh, more sad sad drama in the life of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. In fact, he may be seeing himself sitting behind bars and looking out once again. Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole got punched by Joe Francis, so reports Brody Jenner via his Twitter. Read how it all went down…after the jizzump.

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Tags: Brody Jenner, Jayde Nicole, Joe Francis
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Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Kings Of Leon Concert

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Well, so much for trying to be discreet anymore. Not-so-sneaky Leann Rimes and dirt bag Eddie Cibrian have taken their couple-dom to another level…public. The scandalous twosome were spotted leaving the Kings of Leon concert at LA’s The Forum.

Leann found the shortest skirt she could stick her legs into and man, look at that smirk on Cibrian’s face. It’s like he just unleashed the biggest queef on the face of the earth…in public. Sick! Let me tell you one thing, these two make me throw up in my mouth a bit. At least wait until your divorces are over to flaunt your. There’s nothing cute about getting caught by the paps and there surely isn’t anything smart about letting out some rootin’ toots.

Other celebrities at the Leon concert were: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom, Miley Cyrus, Camilla Belle, Anna Faris and Leona Lewis.

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Tags: eddie cibrian, leann rimes
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Beth Ditto Fashion Line

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Beth Ditto. What can we say about this crazy beotch. She’s fashion rule breaker and she’s laying down the law her way with a new Beth Ditto fashion line.

Granted she is a big girl, has even admitted to eating way too many potato chips, but hey…big girls need love and sexy clothes too! The punk singer launched her own plus-size clothing line for the fashion chain Evans and let’s just say some of the pieces are well…pa-pow!

With Beth Ditto’s line you can expect funk, eclectic and bright colors. Lisa Marie Peacock, head of design at Evans says, “She totally owned it.”

Now before you slam this beotch, remember…every celebrity needs their own fashion line. So, why can’t Beth Ditto? And hey, at least she doesn’t have a metallic lamp shade on her head! Ok, ummmm, yeah.

Tags: Beth Ditto, fashion line
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Lisa Rinna Being Considered For Melrose Place Remake?

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Well, it is official. The CW has made an announcement that Melrose Place is coming back to the boob tube. In true Melrose Place fashion, they plan on sticking with the original Melrose by casting young and beautiful people living in an apartment building in a fabulous Hollywood neighborhood.

A cast has not yet been selected, however, rumor has it that producers are trying to lure Heather Locklear back into the Melrose drama that made her famous and eventually transform her into a pill popping alcohol abuser. And, of course Lisa Rinna volunteered herself for a spot on the cast stating that she would absolutely love to be considered for a role on the show. Yeah, the CW must be careful with a Lisa Rinna hire because with Lisa Rinna you also get the big walleye lips along for the ride AND Joey Fartone.

So, to answer the question…Lisa MAY be considered, however only because she volunteered herself AND her fluff-a-lump lips.

Tags: apartment building, beautiful people, boob tube, cw, fashion, Heather Locklear, Hollywood, hollywood neighborhood, Joey Fatone, lips, Lisa Rinna, melrose place, producers
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Katie Price And Peter Andre’s $100,000 A Month Crib

Friday, February 6th, 2009

Welcome, my friends, to the new home of Katie Price and Peter Andre. For four months, Katie, Peter and their kiddies will be residing here in Los Angeles. And it seems the two have found a fabulous looking home that they will be paying quite the pretty penny for. Ummmm yeah…that is an understatement. For $100,000 a month, Katie and Peter will be dishing out their dough for this seven bathroom, seven bedroom hacienda-style mansion in Malibu. Wowsers. Talk about RIDICULOUSNESS!

It sure seems these two superficial beotches will fit in quite well as new Malibu residents!

Click after the jump for more pics of Katie and Peter’s temporary new crib. However for some reason we think these two may make LA their permanent home.
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Tags: four months, katie and peter, katie peter, katie price and peter andre, kiddies, Malibu, pretty penny, style mansion, UK
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Katie Price And A Trashtastic Night Out On The Town.

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Katie Price looked one hot mess last night as she stumbled around London wearing a rubberized school girl ensemble that we can only hope was little-swimmers-protected. If Katie’s goal was to look and act trashtastic, she certainly accomplished that goal as she boozed, danced and left both Embassy and Movida nightclubs barely standing. The great part of this is that she left her metro sexual hubby, Peter Andre, at home with the kiddies. HOLLA!

Trouble in paradise, perhaps?

Not necessarily. The only trouble I can imagine Katie endured last night was squeezing out of that rubber and getting off those 20 layers of Almay foundation and 35 applications of mascara.

Watch out Los Angeles…another hot mess coming to a neighborhood near you.

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Tags: Almay, Embassy, Jordan, Katie Price, London, makeup, Movida, nightclub, Peter Andre
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What Do LiLo And Aubrey O’Day Have In Common?

Monday, December 15th, 2008

Besides being paparazzi and publicity attention seeking, ousted Danity Kane member, Aubrey O’Day may be the latest F-lister to join the lesbian bandwagon. Yep.

Rumor has it that the bleach-blonde hoochie mama has been attending Hollywood parties up the ying yang. In addition to her little bitch that she totes around on the daily, Aubrey is said to have a lesbian love-ah that has been accompanying her. Yeppers.

On Wednesday night at Hollywood’s Zen Green Tea Liqueur launch, O’Day was seen by what was said to be her girlfriend and apparently she was announcing her news to everyone and anyone who would listen.

“That’s right,” a pal told an insider, “Aubrey is out and proud.”

TIDBIT: Back in August, O’Day was also pap-snapped locking lips with New York socialite/heiress, Lydia Hearst.

So is she? Or isn’t she? Or do we just not give a rat’s ass?
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Tags: Aubrey O'Day, Danity Kane, lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, Zen Green Tea Liqueur launch
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