Oh, Scientol-Tom and Stepford Kate, how I have missed you two placenta stew loving beotches! While we know Tom and the whole damn fam have been in Boston for the month as Tommy has been filming a new flick with Cameron Diaz. And, in the meantime, Tommy and Kate have been seen carrying their little feet wherever they can take them. A couple of running fools are they!
Brad Pitt slams Scientol-Tom? Ooooo, and what do I say to that? Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!!!!
Ok, I know, I know…violence is not the answer here. But a war of words that involves Tommy? Me likey.
According to People.com, Brad Pitt is gung ho about his new flick Inglourious Basterds and for gawd’s sake, he should be. But, while he goes on about his flick, he slams Scientol-Tom in the process. I’m lovin’ it. Check out what the Pitt-ster says below.
Hey look…it is mini-Wino! We kid…but you NEVER know! With parents like Scientol-Tom and Stepford Kate, it surely wouldn’t be surprising that baby Suri ends up with a ratty weave…sad to say it. AnyplacentastewfeastonSunday, Kate was seen picking up the soon-to-be-famous ballerina from a class in LA.
And wow….look at the matching rat’s nests! See, one step closer to being Winolicious! Yikes.
Well, dance lessons are fab and all, but rumor has it that Tommy is spending $1 million dolla dollas on French, Spanish, ballet, tap, modern dance, gymnastics and football lessons for the tot.
Hmmmmm…I definitely see a future train wreck if Suri’s parental unit don’t knock this shiznit off!
For months rumors of a Lipstick Jungle death were swirling and all we heard was denial, denial, denial. However now, those rumors have been confirmed. Brooke Shields is officially out of an acting gig. Awww, poor Brooke.
“It was going to stay and we just were officially told it’s finally not coming back. It’s very sad. I think a lot of people were really sad, but I think we hung on a really long time. It was three great years that we’ve been working on it.”
So what is up next for the Lipstick Jungle bitches? Eh, no one knows for sure.
“It literally just happened. We’re all kind of reeling and trying to figure out what our next move is.”
At least she’s still got that Coppertone Nutrashield endorsement. Hey, maybe Tommy Cruise can hook Brooke up with an acting gig! They’re BFF’s now, aren’t they? Oh, and CSI is always looking for an extra! There IS hope out there Brooke. Keep selling that Coppertone, beotch!
Rumor has it that Tommy Cruise has infested Katie with a super and ever-so-magical spermination that will develop into a just as fantabulous being that Suri Cruise is. Is THAT even possible? Well, we believe the infestation, but to be even more magical than Suri is indeed debatable!
OK! magazine exclusively revealed the news of baby number two and guess what…Tom is OVER THE MOON with the news. And why wouldn’t he be “over the moon”? Being “over the moon” is frickin’ awesome.
Friends of the family told OK!, ”They are deliriously happy that Suri will be a big sister. They’ve always planned on expanding their family. They’re over the moon.”
Apparently Kate and Tom shared the news with only a small group of friends and family (one of which couldn’t keep a damn secret) as they prefer to wait until Katie is at least three months along before going public.
Will you be over the moon too once this little TomKat spawn graces us with its presence?
You Japanese folk are pretty damn lucky today. TomKat has landed in YOUR city. HOLLA! Scientol-Tom, Kate and Suri landed at the Narita International Airport today sporting smiles and waves as they were greeted by screaming fans. Suri looked like she had about had it as she held her blanket and dropped her head on her mamasita’s shoulder.
Scientol-Tom was not a stranger as he entered the airport as he immediately began signing autographs, posing for pictures and flashing that mega-watt grin. Although, it appears he may have forgotten to brush his teeth after that healthy portion of placenta stew. Oh well…we’ll forgive Scientol-Tom this time.
Click after the jump for more fabulous photos of the happy family’s airport appearance.
(more…)
Katie Holmes is freakin’ pissed! Perhaps she’s just a tad hungry? Katie wants you all to quit talking crap about her Scientol-Tom, his famous placenta stew, his rumored controlling ways and the chatter that Suri is an alien child. In fact, to put all rumors to rest, Katie would welcome you into her home for some hearty stew and some Scientological conversation.
Katie said, “Sometimes I think I would say, ‘Why don’t you come over and have dinner? See what there is to see. Some of the stuff people said were such absolutely horrible things to say about a child. It was so uncalled for and so disgusting. Enough is enough.”
In fact, Katie believes that her and Tom were destined to be together. “When Top Gun came out, my sisters were like, ‘Oh, my God, Top Gun! Tom Cruise!’ And I very confidently said, ‘I’m going to marry him one day.’ It wasn’t like, ‘How do I get to Tom Cruise?’ It was just, ‘I think I’m going to marry him. Why not? He’ll like me. I’m fun.’”
Mmmhmm. I have a ten dollar gift certificate to McDonald’s if you want, Kate?
Apparently this is what happens every time Katie starts working. Homegirl looks as if she needs a freakin’ makeover. Looking greasy, baggy-eyed and hungry, Katie Holmes was helped out of a car on Saturday night by husband Scientol-Tom as they made their way to Soleil restaurant.
Rumor has it that Katie is in the process of a detox diet that is wearing her down to the maximum. Well, girlfriend can’t even look presentable on a dinner date…they should have ordered in!
A source said, “Katie has almost rid her body of toxins but sometimes it makes her lethargic. Tom’s encouraging her to stick to the diet because they are hoping to conceive baby number two.”
How can a girl get pregnant if she doesn’t even have any damn energy?
Image Source: XPosure
|
|
.-= band t-shirts´s last blog ..Maroon 5 T-Shirts =-.
