The spawn of Scientol-Tom and Stepford Kate is stepping out in style these days high heels and all. Three-year-old Suri Cruise is obviously loving life as a young little girl, but it also seems she is enjoying pretending she is a little grown-up. Hello glittery heels. Hello Starbucks!
Oh, Scientol-Tom and Stepford Kate, how I have missed you two placenta stew loving beotches! While we know Tom and the whole damn fam have been in Boston for the month as Tommy has been filming a new flick with Cameron Diaz. And, in the meantime, Tommy and Kate have been seen carrying their little feet wherever they can take them. A couple of running fools are they!
Rumor has it that Tommy Cruise has infested Katie with a super and ever-so-magical spermination that will develop into a just as fantabulous being that Suri Cruise is. Is THAT even possible? Well, we believe the infestation, but to be even more magical than Suri is indeed debatable!
OK! magazine exclusively revealed the news of baby number two and guess what…Tom is OVER THE MOON with the news. And why wouldn’t he be “over the moon”? Being “over the moon” is frickin’ awesome.
Friends of the family told OK!, ”They are deliriously happy that Suri will be a big sister. They’ve always planned on expanding their family. They’re over the moon.”
Apparently Kate and Tom shared the news with only a small group of friends and family (one of which couldn’t keep a damn secret) as they prefer to wait until Katie is at least three months along before going public.
Will you be over the moon too once this little TomKat spawn graces us with its presence?
You Japanese folk are pretty damn lucky today. TomKat has landed in YOUR city. HOLLA! Scientol-Tom, Kate and Suri landed at the Narita International Airport today sporting smiles and waves as they were greeted by screaming fans. Suri looked like she had about had it as she held her blanket and dropped her head on her mamasita’s shoulder.
Scientol-Tom was not a stranger as he entered the airport as he immediately began signing autographs, posing for pictures and flashing that mega-watt grin. Although, it appears he may have forgotten to brush his teeth after that healthy portion of placenta stew. Oh well…we’ll forgive Scientol-Tom this time.
Click after the jump for more fabulous photos of the happy family’s airport appearance.
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Ok so you all know how much I love to dog Scientol-Tom, but I gotta admit, lately Tommy Boy has been being fatherly…and I can appreciate that.
Last weekend Tom took his boy Conner to the Daytona 500 in Florida and then he went ahead and surprised Katie and Suri with a special trip to Disneyworld. Let me tell you, I gotta give props to Tom for arranging a personal meet and greet of Mickey and Minnie Mouse and the Disney Princesses. Hopefully he gave those he budged in line in front of a special to-go cup of hearty placenta stew because that would be the Scientological thing to do! It’s good to finally see Suri smiling. Maybe Tom should consider renting out a couple of those princesses to hang out with Suri on the daily?
Click for more pics after the jump of Suri and the family photo that could be their Christmas card…that is, if they photoshop Isabella in.
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When you are part of Scientol-Tom’s posse, the possibilities are endless…especially when you are a perfect little spawn like Suri Cruise is. A warm bowl of placenta stew? You got it. A baby bottle at the age of 3? You got it. A trip to Disneyworld to meet all your favorite Disney characters? Yep. You got that too.
Tommy Boy treated Katie and his magical little daughter to a trip to Walt Disney World, Florida and a very personal meet and greet with Suri’s heroes Mickey and Minnie Mouse. And when you’re Tom Cruise, Katie and Suri, you don’t have to wait in line like everybody else. Nope. You get to budge right in the front of the line and take your sweet ole’ time!
To fit in with the day’s festivities, Suri sported a blue Cinderella-esque ball gown. Life sure is rough for a little girl like Suri!
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Stew Boy and Bug-eyed Kat made it a date night for the Rio de Janeiro premiere of Valkyrie. Kate wore a vintage Christian Lacroix pearling and vermilion tunic dress and Rene Caovilla strappy sandals that hugged her small frame. Kate is sure boney-licious! As you can see, both sported slicked back mops. What do you think of the duo’s looks for the evening?
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Scien-tol Tom and Stepford Kate have taken their Placenta-rific Tour bus to the land of the Brits. It’s been an action-packed “Valkyrie” promotional tour that is bound to make Tommy tired, hungry for stew and ready for some baby making.
From the land of the free to overseas, Tommy Cruise has the need for speed as he ventures from country to country to promote the floppage that is “Valkyrie”.
Following a stop in South Korea earlier this week and Germany on Monday, where Katie was latched onto his arm, Tommy arrived at Leicester Square in London today…again with the Kate-ster by his side. And the weeks to come are about to only get busier. Where will the “stew” caravan take Tommy and his woman next? Try Amsterdam, Moscow, Rome, Madrid AND Rio de Janeiro.
Sounds like some bloody good times for the once popular actor!
Click after the jump for more lovely photos of Scientology’s first couple.
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