REPORT: Kris Jenner Is Upset at Khloe and Lamar For Dropping Out of Their Show!

Khloe and Lamar decided not to do a third season of “Khloe and Lamar” and Radaronline is reporting that Kris Jenner is none too happy.

Who cares if Lamar’s basketball game has taken a big fat nose dive because he’s been involved with all the Kardashian franchise! This isn’t about Lamar, people!!!

A family insider told Radaronline, “The idea to pull the plug on the show was all Lamar’s. He felt that it was becoming a distraction and Khloé fully supported her husband. Lamar just isn’t in a good place right now, he is dealing with his ailing father and trying to get back into shape so he can sign with an NBA team. Kris doesn’t think it was necessary for them to not do another season of the show though and told them that Ryan Seacrest’s production team would work with Khloé and Lamar to film less. Kris told Khloé that viewers could be inspired by what they are going through right now because the unemployment rate is so high. However, Khloé isn’t budging and told her mom there will be no show, period. This is the problem when a mother makes money off of her kids, it could cloud her judgement. Kris gets a 10 percent commission on all of her children and Lamar’s deals that she has brokered. Kris is now losing money because of Khloé and Lamar’s decision to not do another season.”

And when you start taking money away from Mama Kris, things get ugly! You see why Khloe is the black sheep of the family here right? Khloe is probably trying to save her marriage and Mama Kris is probably wanting them to unravel their drama via TV. See, it’s all about Mama Kris. What is awful is that now she’s going to have to reschedule her and Bruce’s next plastic surgery appointments until she adjusts to not having that extra 10%.

Pregnant Kristin Cavallari Says “Jeans Aren’t Buttoning Anymore”

Kristin Cavallari may be expecting her first child with her fiance Jay Cutler later this year, but a little bump isn’t stopping her from looking chic and fashionable.

K-Cav recently admitted, “[My jeans] aren’t buttoning anymore. So I have this thing called the Belly Band that just goes around the top of your jeans so you can wear them without buttoning them. It’s the first time I’ve had sample size dresses not fit me. It’s all for a good reason. It’s all right. I’m pregnant.”

And even though she is “eating for two”, she knows she can’t overindulge. Kristin said, “I’m trying to balance it out by eating healthy as well. I’ll eat a Twix and then I’ll have a juice to even it out.”

Kristin Cavallari was recently spotted strolling in Los Angeles wearing the SMYTHE Piped One Button Blazer in Black Oxford Stripe.

Looking good, mama!

Teri Hatcher Joins ABC Family’s Jane By Design

If there is one “Desperate Housewife” who isn’t worried about unemployment, it’s Terri Hatcher. Hatcher just signed a directing and recurring guest star role deal with ABC Family for the original series “Jane By Design.” She will be playing Jane’s (Erica Dasher) long-lost mother for four episodes to be filmed between mid-May and mid-June, and will make her appearance starting on the June 19th episode AND she will make her directorial debut by directing an upcoming episode of “Jane By Design.”

“We are beyond excited to have Teri join the cast of ‘Jane By Design,’ coming off of her incredible run on ‘Desperate Housewives’ and making ABC Family the home of her directorial debut” said Kate Juergens, EVP, Original Programming and Development, ABC Family. “Teri’s talent will bring the perfect blend of depth, comedy and emotion to the greatly anticipated role of Jane’s long-lost mother.”

Hatcher said, “I’m thrilled for the opportunity to direct. So many of the crew and cast of ‘Desperate Housewives’ have been encouraging me to do this for a long time, from Vanessa Williams, James Denton, to the talented camera crew department and producers. Now that I have time, I’m excited to whole heartedly conquer new ventures. ‘Jane By Design’ is charming, with very funny performances. I look forward to working with new and old friends over there and helping them tell stories both in front and behind the camera.”

Good on her! I’m sure Miss Sheridan is wondering where her gig is.

E!’s New Series Inspired by Wizard of Oz

I don’t know about you, but it’s nice to see the reality television obsessed channel taking on some new scripted projects. I mean, scripted stuff that we expect to be scripted. Not the “scripted” that we know reality television to be. Anyways, if you are a Wizard of Oz fan (and who isn’t?) you might be excited to find out that E! will be coming out with a new series inspired by the movie we all know and love  entitled Dorothy.

The synopsis of the show reads, “Inspired by the book Dorothy and The Wizard of Oz, a girl from Kansas City falls for a man and moves with him to the Emerald City to work at his Emerald Hotel.”  

I’m sure it will be a lot more interesting when we actually see the show on television.

But it seems like E! is finally facing the demise of reality television (I mean, we all knew it would eventually happen), with an onslaught of their upcoming scripted shows. Dorothy is just the beginning. So as we click our heels home, when we get there, we can be sure to tune into a whole host of new shows on the E! Network. Including one I would like to point out as the most interesting of the bunch (along with Dorothy that is) is a new show with Kevin Spacey and Oscar-nominated Michael Deluca (think The Social Network and Moneyball). Their new show Upstarts describes “Silicon Valley’s digital gold rush of the late 1990s.” Considering I grew up in the Bay Area, I’m actually really excited to see this one.

Sex and the City House Sold

Ladies, grab your cosmopolitans, because we mark the end of an era today. The Sex and the City house we all know and love has been sold. If you are feeling a little sad to face the true, final end of the show, you are not alone. The 64 Perry Street, Manhattan West Village, brownstone dream apartment has been sold for 9.85 million dollars. So, in case you were saving up for the dream apartment…well you can stop now.

To avoid the mad rush of protesting Sex and the City fans, the identity of the buyer has been kept hidden. Smart move, I would say. Of course, the interior of the apartment had been shot elsewhere, so somewhere we can still hold onto a piece of television history. In our hearts, maybe.

If you are interested in having your real estate palate whetted even more, this dream town home has six fireplaces. Six. Do you think Carrie could have lived in that type of place with her writer’s salary and her addiction to Manolo Blahniks? I think not.

Of course, Sex and the City tours will be stopping by the famous Carrie hot spot, so there won’t be total peace in television heaven. But am I the only one secretly hoping that a celebrity, like, um…Sarah Jessica Parker and her fam…will be setting up house in this little peace of Sex and the City history? Didn’t think so.

Kris Humphries Wants To Know Where $325,000 Wedding Gift Went

Kris, wake up man. It went to either Kim’s or Mama Jenner’s face.

Kris Humphries has some balls and I’m sure at this point Kim Kardashian is thinking that Hump is nothing but a thorn in her side. Well let me tell you, I give this guy props. Sure he is annoying and he talks like a doofus, but the K Klan has been brainwashing us to think that Kris is the liar and the publicity hound. But he is not letting the K Klan to screw him over even more than they already have. And kudos to him!

So here’s the deal. Radaronline.com is reporting that he and Kim got a $325,000 wedding gift from a very wealthy Malaysian businessman who attended their staged nuptials last summer. What Kris wants to know is why the reality star didn’t factor in that big gift when she made a donation to charity for the amount of their wedding gifts.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kardashian recently announced that she was going to be donating some of their wedding gifts to charity, along with making a contribution to a charity of her choice for double the value of the gifts, instead of sending the presents back to those who purchased them. Humphries’ lawyers plan on asking Kardashian about the gift at their divorce trial — and yes, sources tell RadarOnline.com that there will absolutely be a trial, despite Kim trying desperately to avoid it.

“Kris wants a divorce trial so that the truth can finally come out — amongst other matters, he wants to know about a $325k wedding gift that the couple got from a very wealthy Malaysian businessman that attended the wedding,” a source close to the former couple tells RadarOnline.com. “Kris was at Kim’s house when the very gift was delivered — it was given to both of them but Kim has kept sole ownership of the gift and has used it extensively. She will be asked about it, under oath, on the stand at the trial. The total of their wedding gifts, not including the $325k luxury item, was around $400k, and not the $100k value that Kim has publicly stated. When you include the $325k gift, they actually got over $700k in total in wedding presents, so Kim should have donated a lot more to charity that the $200k she claims she has.”

“Kris’ attorneys also plan on calling the Malaysian gift giver as a witness because Kim has denied that they received the $325k gift and said instead that he gave them a vase valued at around $200. The man is a billionaire, there is no way he would have given them a vase and Kris has proof that the businessman gave them the over the top gift. For Kris this isn’t about the money, it never has been, it’s about the truth finally coming out,” the insider says.

I believe Humpty. He isn’t in it for the money. He could care less about it. He just wants to make this chick look like the lying gold-digging piece of plastic that she is. And I say, TEAM HUMPY! No one else has the bones to stand up to these peeps.

Here’s hoping Kim doesn’t get on Kanye’s bad side. Can you imagine THAT drama?

Lindsay Lohan Wants Gerard Butler As Her “Dick”

Lindsay Lohan wants Gerard Butler as her co-star in the Lifetime movie “Liz and Dick”. Now that Freckles has officially landed a role that could change her career for the better, she is speaking out on who she thinks could be the Dick (Richard Burton) for her Liz character…and that someone is fellow greaseball and rehab buddy Gerard Butler.

Freckles said, “He actually does remind me of [Burton] a lot. I don’t know if he would do that.”

Well these two obviously have a history that could help them play lovers in this film. It was back in 2009 that they were spotted getting jiggy on a dance floor in Morocco AND they were supposedly flirting heavily at a party in Beverly Hills last year.

I’m not so sure putting together two hot messes in the same flick is a good idea. Can you imagine? If I were on that set, I’d be wearing a full-fledged body suit, mask and space boots…the entire ensemble…you know the ones that the CDC wears to handle an HIV virus.

Bob Harper Wants To Be YOUR Personal Trainer

Health and fitness expert, television star and author Bob Harper recently announced the launch of his new, interactive online fitness club. Um hello!? Brilliant idea!

So here’s the deal, Harper will use this new internet-based community to connect with his fans, acting as their very own personal trainer. Harper’s new endeavor, now live on www.BobHarper.com, delivers exclusive, invigorating content designed to shape healthier lifestyles and fitter physiques. The site includes new daily videos of Harper leading workouts, kitchen demonstrations with recipes and other healthy lifestyle tips. In other words, Harper has a little bit of everything on his site.

“The key to losing weight is commitment,” Harper says. “This club is designed to encourage, motivate and inspire members to stay committed every single day through exclusive health and fitness content. I am so excited about interacting with my fans in a whole new way!”

As the fan-favorite fitness trainer of all 13 seasons of NBC’s worldwide hit TV show, “The Biggest Loser,” Harper has become an authority on wellness, as well as a globally in-demand fitness expert. The new club enriches the mind and body through every aspect of fitness:

Exercise:

New workouts are provided five days a week including three circuit workouts, a personal training session, and a 20-minute group fitness class led by Harper. All exercises are progressive and challenge every muscle to deliver results.

Food & Lifestyle:

Harper provides fresh recipes based on his personal food philosophies, along with kitchen demonstrations to promote ideas and healthy lifestyle tips that strengthen improved eating habits and lifestyle choices.

Community:

Every member has access to a journal for tracking meals and progress, as well as a community message board that offers interaction, support and inspiration.

Check out Bob Harper’s site here.

William Levy Having Affair With Waitress Grace Roubidoux?

William Levy and his baby mama Elizabeth Gutierrez may be reportedly trying to reconcile (heck she was seen supporting her sexy man in the audience of DWTS) but Liz may want to think again. The guy may look innocent and he may be, but his nether region is not. InTouch Weekly is reporting that after at least 40 times of cheating on his woman during their eight years of on and off togetherness, William isn’t caging the willy anytime soon.

Here’s what the mag is saying,

Just as Elizabeth, 34, rebuilds her trust after a brief split, In Touch can exclusively reveal that the Cuban-born playboy, 31, is having a sultry affair with LA-based restaurant hostess and aspiring actress Grace Roubidoux. Though the 25-year-old denies any wrongdoing, “Grace and William hooked up last week,” a friend of the Kate Mantilini greeter, who often goes by the stage name Carolyn Hayver, tells In Touch. “He told her to keep quiet about it, because he didn’t want Elizabeth to find out.”

Do we have another Tiger Woods on our hands, folks? Granted the guy isn’t married to his baby mama, but do they have to be with two kids and over eight years under their belts? That one-eye is spoken for, bitches!

And why is it always a “waitress”? Can somebody answer me that?

Lindsay Lohan Responds To Rosie O’Donnell Criticism

Lindsay Lohan has responded to Rosie O’Donnell’s criticism over her being cast as Elizabeth Taylor in a new TV movie. We gave you the low down yesterday about Rosie’s thoughts on this casting and it wasn’t pretty.

Well we all knew that Papa Lohan was going to fly off the got damn handle to let us know what he thought about Ro’s comments (check out those oh-no-you-dih-ent-just-diss-my-daughter words here), but what about Freckles?

She has now spoken.

She tells Eonline.com, “It’s funny that someone you don’t know at all can say something so intrusive and so knowing. You know, I did one of my first interviews with (O’Donnell) when I was little. I was so excited.”

As for whether she takes the criticism to heart, Lindsay said, “I don’t think I need to tell her anything. I know that I’m great. I know that I know Liz Taylor very well, and I share the same make-up artist and the same hair stylist. We’ve worked with a lot of the same people. (I feel) lucky to be able to do this role (and want) to honor (Taylor) the way that she should be honored because she helped a lot of people in her life.”

The girl is sick. She’s still a hot mess. Don’t get me wrong, it’s amazing that she landed a role as big as this and that the producers “believe in her” and hopefully she does knock the ET role right out of the park, but no matter what, she’s still a crackwhore mess who needs help. Peeps are just hating on Rosie because she is speaking the truth!

The Kardashians Keep Getting Richer

The Kardashians are just one of the reasons why it is not safe to consider having little girls. If my daughter grows up saying she wants to be like a Kardashian when she grows up, I will ship her off to Iceland. But even among the cold of that country, there is probably no escape and the ice is probably a tepid yellowish color a la Kim Kardashian, The Piss Whisperer, or as I like to call her…

The Pissperer.
Well, it looks like she and the rest of the Kardashians will have plenty of pots to piss in for the foreseeable future as they have just inked a deal with E! that will pay them upwards of $40 million dollars over the next three years. The new deal doesn’t cover any endorsement product deals these Kunts may snatch up, sex tapes they may leak from their numerous holes, and any other shows that bundle up the talent (ie, Khloe and Kendall Join a Zoo) It is being called the richest deal in reality TV history and excuse me while I go slow vom in the corner.

Seriously?

I need someone to come pee on me so I can get my payday.

Danity, come pee on me!!! Bring the camera. Then we ‘leak’ it!

More details from the contract here.

Michael Lohan Is Ticked Off at Rosie O’Donnell For Daughter Diss!

Hold onto your Just an hour or so ago we posted the bashing that Rosie O’Donnell did about our beloved Freckles (or as Triston likes to call her Strawberry Snortcake). And wouldn’t you believe that Michael Lohan has something to say about Rosie’s comments.

Papa Lohan tells TMZ, “Who the hell is Rosie O’Donnell to judge anyone, especially Lindsay, who has far more talent than Rosie ever had? Lindsay’s talent isn’t limited to being a comedian or getting notoriety for adopting and raising a bunch of kids. Sure, [Lindsay] has her pitfalls, but she is 25, and how old is Rosie? Two failed talk shows, a failed marriage, etc … He/she who is without sin. May they cast the first stone.”

Yes because Papa Lohan is so spiritual now. And hopefully he is, but unfortunately I see him going effing cray cray soon.

Is anyone else waiting to see if Donald Trump chimes in on the Ro convo? Ok, maybe not?

Jennie Garth’s Next Man Will Be A Country Bumpkin

Jennie Garth is getting over her divorce with farm animals. Garth has been hee-hawing it for a hot minute and she is quite pleased with the therapeutic result the cows and the piggies are giving her.

After announcing to the world that they were divorcing in March after 11 years of marriage, Jennie has been extremely stressed and anxious. So she has been focusing on the smell of manure and pigs in the mud.

In her new reality series “A Little Bit Country”, Garth reveals that “Having all these animals fills a void for me because I’m kind of going through a rough time right now. The animals give you unconditional love, and that feels good. I think that my animals give me a sense of like relief, like they make me feel like none of that other bulls**t matters. When you look into their eyes, and they look back at you, and they don’t want anything, they just want love. Whether I’m successful or not successful, whether I’m fat or thin, if I’m nice or if I’m not nice, they still love me. (Peter)’s doing his thing and I’m doing mine. I chose to come up here and be with the quieter lifestyle, and that’s why I’m here. Getting separated has definitely been difficult, but being out here in the country has sort of made things a little easier.”

How much do you want to bet Jennie’s next man is going to be a cowboy? Or she will buy a farm and become the crazy cat lady.

David Foster’s wife Yolanda Hadid Joins Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

It’s official. David Foster’s new wife Yolanda Hadid has joined the cast of the perfect plasticized The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, seemingly taking the place of Camille Grammar, who recently got the boot.

In case you didn’t know Yolanda is David’s FOURTH wife. Here’s hoping that the drama and the cat-scratching doesn’t ruin this marriage for them.

Hadid is a Dutch model and apparently she already has ties to the current RHOBH housewives.

From Radaronline.com:

“What most people don’t realize is that Yolanda was married to Lisa’s very good friend, Mohamed Hadid. Mohamed has appeared several times on the show, including during the last season when he threw an over the top engagement party for Lisa’s daughter, Pandora. Yolanda is going to make an excellent addition to the cast and she can definitely hold her ground if the claws come out; she is no shrinking violet,” a show insider tells Radar.

In other words, expect some dirty laundry to be aired out! So what else will season three bring? Well from what we hear, it’s not going to be such depressing and tear-jerking season. For those avid watchers, you had to watch the Russell Armstrong suicide drama unfold, as well as Kim Richards falling off the deep end with her bottle battle.

Instead Radaronline.com’s source is saying that we need to be ready for a season full of drama, but not the dismal kind!

Rosie O’Donnell Says Lindsay Lohan Shouldn’t Play Elizabeth Taylor

Rosie O’Donnell has an opinion and a big one at that. Well peeps, nobody has had the balls to say it, but O’Donnell’s balls are made of steel. This time she’s slamming TV executives for casting Lindsay Lohan as the late legend Elizabeth Taylor.

We’ve certainly all heard rumors that Freckles was signed on to play Liz Taylor in the Lifetime flick Liz & Dick, a film that was going to details the icon’s relationship with Richard Burton. Now that there has been confirmation of her role, Rosie is pissed!

Today on the Today show, Rosie said, “I feel very sorry for her. I think she needs a lot of time away… She’s had a lot of trouble doing every single movie, including SNL (Saturday Night Live). She was out and not in rehearsal. I think she’s not in a place to work.”

When fellow panelist Donny Deutsch said that Freckles IS a modern-day Taylor, Rosie was quick with a rebuttal. “You’re out of your mind! You’re a crackhead! The last thing she did good (was when) she was 16. I don’t think she’s right for the role and I don’t think she’s capable at this point to portray that character.”

So what do you think? Will Lindsay do Elizabeth justice or is Rosie right? Will Freckles just screw things up as she somehow tends to do?

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