Just when I started accepting the fact that Paris Hilton may be settling down with a boy and possibly prepping her vadge for babies and a life full of pure and mature bliss, she goes and proves me wrong once again. While it appears Ms. Hilton is engaging in a classy yoga session, I spot the can of beer in hand and what appears to be a thong peeking out of her see-through gown. Home girl is still a hooch with a desire to show off her idiocy to the world. Did she not know there would be someone taking photos of this classy moment? Of course she did, which is why she ACTUALLY wore panties.

IN case you were wondering, Paris was in Brazil (with her man Doug Reinhardt) at a party getting paid to promote a new beer. Congrats to Paris for making this beer look like a fabulous one NOT to try.