Well, I’m not quite sure if Catherine Zeta-Jones got the memo I sent yesterday regarding a little ditty by Aerosmith called “Dream On”. (One of my faves on Guitar Hero, I must add) Yeah, that’s what I say to Catherine’s new goal of trying to walk in heels taller than one inch. “Dream on, beotch!” This photo has caused me quite a cause for concern…not only for her welfare, but her geriatric husband’s.
Girlfriend needs to realize she is NOT fierce like Poshy Beckham. Plus, you need to consider that your saggy salty balled senior citizen hubby obviously is bothered by arthritic limbs requiring him to hold your booty up on heels that are too damn big for you. That is dangerous. And, that concerns me. I guarantee you that when CZJ and Mikey got home that night, there was a serious Ben-Gay rub down that only a Ben-Gay investor could appreciate.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Walk in heels you can manage. You can try but to no avail you will need to come to grips that just because Poshy can, doesn’t mean you can. The end.
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