Remember when Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men and we thought we had seen the last of him and then he went on that massive tour where he made obscene amounts of money offering up tomfoolery and then again we’d thought we’d heard the end of him? Then he was tapped to head Anger Management and we thought it would never see the light of day? Well, that little show that couldn’t possibly right the Sheen ship has indeed done just that and now critics are scratching their heads as to how Sheen manages to land on his feet when most crackheads fall by the wayside.
Sheen’s Anger Management on FX pulled in the biggest numbers for that network’s for that network’s history, delivering over 5.5 million viewers in its debut. If these numbers hold up over ten episodes, the network will be forced to order 90 episodes of the series, which would make it ripe for syndication, which would in turn make Sheen rich all over again, which would mean that we would all be subjected yet again to a future streak of rented titty balls, coke runs, and bar brawls.
Let’s keep those ratings up, folks!!!