Charlie Sheen is going to do a charity run in Chicago. Yes, the once booze hound slash crackhead is lacing up running shoes for a good cause. The chain-smoking former warlock has pledged his support to Pancreatic Cancer Research’s Dash for Detection. This is a 3.1 mile run or walk that is set to take place next month so Masheen has a bit of time to get into good enough shape to prevent a coronary.
In a post on his Twitter.com page, Masheen writes, “Hello Chicago!! I’ll be there to scoot… Walk or Run! Dash for detection for pancreatic cancer research June 2 in Chicago!”
I would pay to see this, actually! As long as handlers are dangling a bottle of Jack and a pack of smokes and photos of scantily clad women in front of Masheen’s snout the whole way, he’ll finish!