What seemed to be the longest pregnancy in spermination history, Charlotte Church FINALLY popped out her fully developed fetus and named him Dexter. Dexter Lloyd Henson. That’s not so horrible, I guess. Better than Cherry Poppin’ Daddy or Poop Scoopin’ Panini. Dexter Lloyd for some reason sounds very “Back-To-The-Future-esque”. Christopher Lloyd…Dexter Lloyd…yep, there’s the connection. Dexter weighed in at 7lbs 15oz, a healthy little doot doot.
Charlotte’s birthing plan was to deliver her baby boy as naturally as possible and my oh my…big props to Charlotte for ix-naying on the meds…but, girlfriend used a birthing pool situation. What.is.the.point.of.a.birthing.pool? I understand the baby swims around in circles in the placenta, doing somersaults, back flips, etc…but when a birthing pool is present, is it assumed that the baby will come out part dolphin or part fish? Errr….
Wait one hot minute…I may just have to do some research here…perhaps Speedo-rific Michael Phelps was popped out into a birthing pool? Could Dexter L. Henson be the next Phelps-y? OMG!!! Maybe Charlotte knows more than I give her credit for!
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