Any ladies that are looking to swap DNA with Chris Brown probably need fresh gray matter in their cranium anyway, so this news doesn’t necessarily shock me. Lord knows Nicole Scherzinger needs any publicity she can get these days. But must it come connected with the Ike Turner of his generation? Can’t she go off somewhere and become someone’s beard? Why didn’t she ask Simon before he booted her off X Factor? This girl needs new management, stat!
Nicole Scherzinger has been photographed in a very uncompromising position with Chris Brown, but she is denying what we all see. She will have you know that she is not trying to keep her name in the news, f*ck her way to the middle kissing R&B singing sinsation Chris Brown inside a Hollywood nightclub the other night. Reports keep flowing like the fresh ink from Chris Brown’s still new tattoo that the two were lip-locking inside of Supper Club. But Nicole Scherzinger is not taking this rumor lying down (pun intended) and has released her own statement through her spokestrick.
“There is absolutely no truth to the ridiculous story … The photos that have surfaced are old friends who were trying to talk at a very loud club.”
Yes. Because I talk through my uvula/tonsils all the time.
Now, I have friends. Lots of friends. Even very good friends. And let me just tell you right now…aside from three or four very close friends (don’t ask!), I am not likely to swap spit with them. I mean, there are other ways to gather my DNA.
Again, don’t ask!
