If you are one of those people that have been calling Christina Aguilera out for her stint on Rubenesque Row, then here’s some news that may have you headed for the buffet at The Sizzler any minute now. It seems that people have been paying attention to the pounds that surround the pipe, because Aguilera has just been offered $3 million dollars to cash in on her chunk.
According to sources, TheBigandTheBeautiful.com has contacted Christina with an offer that she possibly cannot refuse. They are asking that she become the official face on the website for big and beautiful women. Now, I know what some of you are thinking. Once you remove X-Tina’s weaves, ten gallons of MAACO make-up, and five buckets of spray tanner, there’s only about 100 pounds of person left. But we’ve obviously been fooled!
The website is produced by none other than America’s Next Top Model winner Whitney Thompson. Coincidentally, she was also the first plus-sized model to win the show. Thompson claims that the site is “specifically designed for women with curves”. With her combination of looks, asses, and charisma, if I were on Team Aguilera, I would be looking to find out where on the dotted line to sign. But for Xtina to accept this offer, she has to come forward once and for all as a fatty, and does anyone think she’s gonna admit to that? X-Tina ain’t that broke! Methinks she’ll pass on the dough.