Never underestimate the wacky-ness that is Courtney Love. The drugs have obviously done a little bit of damage to girlfriend’s train of thought, but I must admit…her rants are surely entertaining, that is…IF you hire a half-baked translator to decipher the garbled mess for you. Then and only then will you be able to sympathize chuckle at with the hot messed diva. No translation…no comprende.
Recently Courtney has released her many frustrations and/or whatever comes to her mind on her Myspace blog, with one day spitting out as many as 16 blog entries in a freakin’ row. Today we have a real interview that we’d like to share. Courtney Love and Heeb magazine (whom I have never heard of until now) sat down for some special chewy brownies and a hot toddy to talk about her life.
ON WHY SHE ISN’T A FAN OF JEWS:
Let’s also get real about it, you have a very dark, twisted, horrible thing like a suicide happen in your life, and you’re still getting f*** by the industry, but here’s the reality…Every time you buy a Nirvana record, part of that money is not going to Kurt’s child, or to me, it’s going to a handful of Jew loan officers, Jew private banks, its going to lawyers who are also bankers, its going to sixty PAs.
ON HER STAR POWER:
It’s like when Mel Gibson said that celebrity is just like this salad dressing, and you just leave it in the fridge, and then you go make your salad, and you know, it’s just sort of like there, and you get someone professional to pour on the salad dressing so you don’t get too fat, and when you’re ready, with your product.
ON HER IDEA OF UPSTAGING THE BEATLES:
Well, it’s not going to happen, right now, for my generation, for me. You know what I mean? Like, there are fucking riot grrrls sitting there banging on pots and pans and talking about their vaginas, and that’s all really lovely, and like the writing is great, but the music blows. I mean you have to fucking sit in your room and practice. You have to fucking learn how to play guitar, you have to learn how to play bass, you have to learn how to fucking play drums. You have to go get Zeppelin one through four, and you have to fucking sit in a fucking little room off Hollywood Blvd. for two hundred dollars a fucking month, and you have to play those goddamn drums. And for whatever reason, women just haven’t seemed to want to do that.
ON HER MOTHERING SKILLS:
You know, I’m not like “cool mom.” I’m a mother. I’m not like, “Oh, honey, if you’re going to do that, do it at home.” I’m more like, “You’re not going to do that, so, fuck off, or I’m taking your computer, and your fucking, you know, Blackberry.” But, I’m a really, really good mother, and the proof is in the pudding. She’s had some bad breaks when I was on drugs, but she never saw me on drugs. I would go to New York, or I would go to a hotel, so she never saw me in that condition.
To read the rest of the rather interesting interview, check out Heeb’s website.
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