Crystal Harris, Howard Stern interview video
Either Crystal Harris is really dumb or she is…well, really dumb. Apparently she was in love with Hef but now that she is dunzo with the 85-year-old, she’s throwing daggers in Hef’s heart publicly. First of all, for her to be slamming Hef in public is REAL classy, considering we could care two shits about Crystal if she wasn’t associated with the Playboy founder.
In an interview Howards Stern, Harris pretty much proclaims the obvious. Hef’s dinky winky is shriveled, geriatric and one pump chump-like.
See what Crystal says about Hef below.
When asked about sex with Hugh Hefner, Crystal pretty much confirmed she is a classless bitch. Harris said that sex with Hef lasted “like two seconds. Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.”
And that is a pretty poor indication of how Hef really is in bed because apparently she only had sex with Heffy once. Harris adds, “He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked.”
I’m not sure exactly what she was expecting with Hef sexually. He’s 85 years old for gawd’s sake. I sure as hell hope she wasn’t expecting marathon tantric sex.
Check out Crystal Harris’s Howard Stern interview below.
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