Hef may be pretty effing clueless about what went wrong with his relationship to Crystal Harris, but despite his heartbreak he’s getting even.
Crystal landed the July 2011 Playboy cover as America’s Princess: Mrs. Crystal Hefner, but since the last minute wedding ditch and the fact that the magazine has already been printed you better believe Hef is not going to let Crystal get away with a flawless cover.
So instead of the nice “Mrs. Crystal Hefner” headline, Hef has defaced her cover with a big fat sticker that reads, “Runaway Bride”. Take that, bitch!
And even though many boxes of magazines have already shipped without a sticker, Hef is making sure that a big red mark will be on mags on newsstands.
Sure it may not be enough to make up for the heartache and wedding money that Hef is now “out”, but this big fat red mark will show the world that Hef will not completely be made a fool!
Go on wit your bad self, Hef!