Cuba Gooding, Jr. is a wanted man these days.
Not wanted for his acting skills (has he even been relevant since Jerry Maguire?!)
Not wanted for his philanthropic efforts.
Not even wanted for his singing voice.
No, folks. Cuba Gooding, Jr. Is wanted for allegedly opening a can of whoopass on a female bartender in The Big Easy! According to sources, there are reports that Cuba got Olivia Newton-John physical on a woman in The Old Absinthe House on Bourbon street in the wee hours of the morning. Patrons there drew his ire once they recognized him and began taking photos.
First of all, Cuba should be ecstatic that someone not only recognized him, but acknowledged his presence considering his IDMB file these days! And secondly, when you are in an establishment with the name Absinthe in the title, all bets are off. You are allowed to act a damn fool. It’s probably written on the front door!
Any-fadingstarswithtoomuchalcoholintheirsystems-way, calls to the police were made and Cuba was obviously coherent enough to flee the scene.
So if you see Cuba walking down your street, pretend not to recognize him…then call the most wanted hotline and collect your check!