The most important ginge in the Universe right now (sorry Lindsay Lohan) Cynthia Nixon, and her hot ginge-in-crime, Christine Marinoni hitched up and snatched on to one another over the weekend.
I’ve been waiting years to utter that line! I knew these two would walk down an aisle more significant than one in Home Depot one day and that day finally came! Somewhere in a rehab clinic far, far away, Samantha Ronston is breathing a sigh of relief!
After being together for over three years, countless red carpet appearances, and too many carpet-drapes jokes to count, the power lesbians made it official and Cynthia Nixon kept it extremely lipstick-ish, wearing a custom made dress by designer Carolina Herrera.
I am all for gay marriage and I see these two living together in wedded bliss for eternity. I think it has been scientifically proven that when couples share the same color palette, the relationship lasts longer. And if they don’t, just imagine all the salacious details we would learn during their break-up?
Do the carpets and drapes really match? Maybe we will find out!