Poor Al. He was a man in love. He didn’t love Star for her volumptious body or even the liposuction body that remained. He loved Star for Star, whatever that was.
In any case, Al wants you to LEAVE him alone! Make sure you have a box of Kleenex handy BEFORE you read this. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
According to a heartwrenching post on his Myspace page,
“If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours,” he writes. “I have been called a gigolo, a freeloader, unemployed, a sham and many other things that don’t bear repeating. People on television, radio and the Internet have spoken disparagingly of my life, sexuality, my career and my integrity.
“What I want people to know is that I am not the caricature portrayed by the media. I am complex, contradictory and capable of great intelligence but also remarkable stupidity. In other words…don’t label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al.”
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
