Well, color me
colored shocked, because I had no idea that this overgrown troll could even read, let alone write. But who needs to read these days when there are programs that can do that for you?
In further news that the world is coming to an end and people are willing to do anything
to pay off back child support for a check, one of the NBA’s ugliest players ever (and that is a title that is hard to attain, by the way) has announced that he is penning a book targeted at our country’s youth, to which I say…
RUN RUN RUN!
The forthcoming book from ‘The Worm’ is entitled Dennis The Wild Bull (how fitting, but wrong animal. I was thinking along the lines of oranguatan) and is co-written (read: ghostwritten) by Dustin Warburton. If you are truly interested in picking up this epic book, you will be able to purchase it on Rodman’s website or on Amazon.com. I am sure that all the proceeds from this will be going directly to pay off Dennis’ mounting child support payments. Because believe you me, his ex-wife truly wants this children’s book to be a massive bestseller. Just show her the receipts!!