Dina Lohan on Lindsay Lohan’s jail sentence
We’ve heard plenty from Papa Lohan as he has been plastering himself all over the media with his ridiculous flap-trapping relating to his daughter Lilo’s upcoming jail sentence, but what about Dina? Well do not fear dahlings, Dina is now making herself available to media outlets as well and presumably getting paid for doing so. What a good mama!
So how is Lindsay’s party buddy Mama Lohan holding up anyhow? She speaks exclusively to Entertainment Tonight to express her “sadness” over this whole ordeal. Mama says, “It’s very difficult. We’re not sleeping well, we’re not functioning. We cry a lot and we hug a lot. [Lindsay's] petrified, we all are. We’re angry. We’re disappointed in the system.” Disappointed in the system? Whaaaaa? She should be damn lucky they don’t live over in a country where you get stoned to death (no, not smoking weed you 420 fans) or better yet your hand chopped off.
And of course, Dina thinks her daughter made a mistake but doesn’t deserve to be treated so “unfairly”. She adds, “She did a really stupid thing. Thank God she didn’t hurt anyone … I know my daughter is clean and sober today. I know that for a fact. I’m not a doctor … and I’m not an attorney. I’m a mother. And I’m sitting here, as a mother, just worried about my child.”
She continues with her orange tears, “You know, she’s strong, but until someone faces something as devastating as that … we’re going to have to see. She’s a fighter, and until the final result — we’re not giving up. I think it’s time we get another attorney just to see it from another light and do damage control.”
Can we ship off Dina and Michael to some deserted island (with muzzles) so that we don’t have to hear about their shenanigans until this is all over? Kthanks.